Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-29194274-20180209023111/@comment-26892768-20180211032328

Before gripping man can answer, there's a loud crash.

"WHO among you DARES to distract the GREAT KUROTO DAN DEUS WITH YOUR NOISE!?" A male voice, and apparently someone with zero sense of inside voice. Ow.

Someone rushes in. "I am ''so sorry,;' I just figured that splitting myself would help me work faster and did not consider the consequences of my own ego being let loose without any moral or social restraints...then again, that would imply that it even crosses my mind whenever I decide to split..." It's...the same voice, but far more composed and...not quite as extreme.

Then the wilder voice - "Kuroto Dan Deus" - makes a confused grunt. "Who is that?"

"A new guy that we're being really paranoid about for some reason." The female voice explains.

There's a pause. "HE MUST KNOW MY GLORY!"

"No; no, he really doesn't-"

"Don't question the Game Master!" There's a sound of something impacting someone's stomach, a cry of pain, and then the sound of rapid footsteps before Noah is ripped out of gripping man's hands and pushed away, finally giving him a visual on the rather...explosive personality of Kuroto Dan Deus. He's covered in white and black asymetrical armor with a large claw on the right arm and a helmet that completely covers his face...and also has built-in anime hair and anime eyes. Uh...

'"LISTEN HERE!" Kuroto Dan Deus yells. "I am  THE GREAT KUROTO DAN DEUS,  and you shall treat me with the proper respect that I, the Game Master, the man who defied death, THE MAN WHO PLAYED GOD - NAY, THE MAN WHO BECAME GOD - deserve AND HAVE YET TO RECIEVE FROM ANYONE ON THIS-"

And then someone comes up from behind him in nearly identical armor - save for a lack of a claw, a gun made up of two motorcycle wheels attached to his left arm, and a different helmet - and starts dragging him away, hand covering the helmet's visor.

"Or he could not do that." It's the composed version of Kuroto Dan Deus.

There's loud muffled protest that sounds vaguely like "I am god you can't do this".

"We are literally the same person; of course I can." Composed Dan looks at Noah and sighs. "I assure you, no one else on the ship is this much of a egomaniac. He's - I'm the exception. Just letting you know. Now if you'll excuse me..."

He drags Kuroto Dan Deus out of sight.

"...Yeah, I have no idea what his problem is." It's the female voice - a pink-haired, teenage girl with mostly shaved hair save for the front, multiple piercings, and a short red dress with chainmail sleeves and an iron collar. Sticking out of her left arm is a chain connecting her to an odd biomechanical being with a large grin, a tattered cape, and a spear.