User blog:GforGolden/Jasper attends Vine class: Page 1 - BITCH WHERE

It was the start of a new year, everyone was happy. Except for one particular gem. That's right, Jasper the supreme fuck face is not amused at all with everyone's shit. She needs something to do with her poor life. The damn cheeto woman can't afford a job, and never wanted one. So, she went online one day, and like an idiot, signed up for Vine Class. She wasn't alone, lots of other low life kids down the block signed up. It's a trap!

Jasper starts tomorrow, so she has her final hours of freedom all to herself. What could she do? Go get some drugs? Gamble? Steal something? ALL THE POSSIBILITIES. "What the hell should I do? I'm lazy as fuck." Said Jasper, with a deep groan. The cheeto woman would do nothing but lay in bed and think about life, other times she peeks in people's houses from their windows and steals stuff. Low life thief!

-Timeskip to next day cus lazy af-

It was 7:00 AM, and the birds were chirping, the sun was out bright. Jasper was awoken by the damn alarm clock, and she smashed the thing into pieces afterwards. She did her daily morning routine, wake up, and then do nothing. But, she had something to do now. Jasper charged outside, running down the block to the Vine Class building. When she got there, she was almost going to burst into laughter. The building was tiny, but that didn't stop people to making it a school. Fucking people were too lazy even to make the damn thing a bit bigger!

Jasper walked inside, there was only silence, a few windows, and doors leading to other classrooms. She glanced around, noticing nobody else inside the building. With a deep growl, Jasper decided to check the office to see if anyone was there. There was indeed someone.... The fucking principal.

"Hello! Welcome to the Vine School. You must be...?" The principal greeted Jasper, stroking his 'stache like a weirdo. "The name's Jasper." Jasper said, with another deep growl. "Okay, so.... Why don't you head to any of the classrooms for now, Mkay? I just need to wait for the other students to arrive so I can sort this out." The principal casually proclaimed.

Jasper nodded, and did what she was told. She entered the BITCH WHERE classroom. There were lots of mats on the ground, as well as a chalkboard on the wall and a desk with a computer on it. It looked like the normal classroom you'd probably see, minus the chairs. Jasper sat down on one of the mats, sighing deeply and taking a glimpse of the room. The sun was shining directly on the building, so the rays hit her and kept the cheeto woman warm. Exactly what any person here in this damn city would want, since it's so cold!