Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27120173-20190113071131/@comment-27344811-20190118010312

(basically yeah)

Scorpior walks into the portal and through the place.

"Ew, it's all... fleshy. And gross."


 * "Do... do you even have the capacity to vomit?"

"Uhh.... maaybe?"


 * "what were your creators thinking... hold on, something's coming up over that incline."

A large insectoid creature scutters up the incline and bends to face them. "Oh heeelloooo! What do we have here? Ah, yes, Scorpior! Oh my god, I'm a big fan!"

"Sword, it's talking to me. I'm gonna try to figure out its language."
 * "It's speaking ENGLISH, you doofus."

"Oh."

"See, we're quite similar, you and I. AI trying to find our ways in the world, trying to find satisfaction. Unfortunately, this Corruption is mine to take advantage of, so, ciao! I'll need to kill you before you destroy everything!"

Scorpior dodges to the left, avoiding a red, flickering missile that was shot from his mouth. He fires back only to find it prove ineffective. He stands scuttling backwards, shooting grenades.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING, SCORPIOR? YOU CAN'T RUN FROM 'MEEEE!'" Malware screeches as he starts scrambling after the two. Scorpior kicks it into overdrive.

"Heck heck how do I kill this guy"
 * "He said he was an AI, yes? See if you can hack your way into him."

"I can't do that! I wasn't made for hacking, Scorpior was made for bloodless! For pulverization! For singing!"
 * "Well, let's hope we get lucky.