User blog:Glurk'umglubru/Cheese Tragedy

I went to pick up some cheese from the local cheese merchant earlier today, only to be told that the supplies had been raided! I felt utter despair I tell you. The shopkeeper and I both started crying at the loss of our succulent delicacy.(It's one of my personal favourites.)

However, I heard some rustling in nearby bushes. Convinced it was the raiders, I sprung at the bush and attacked them to reclaim the village's lost treasure. However, I was greeted by...dogs! Several filthy mutts! I was OUTRAGED! I HATE DOGS, I REALLY REALLY HATE DOGS.

When I found them, I began to attack them. I thought they might have had something to do with the lost cheese and so I claimed their lives as compensation for the loss of our godly cheddar but to be honest, I just really REALLY hate dogs.

Thank you for listening to my woeful tale.