Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-29194274-20180205054412/@comment-26892768-20180207163444

GLaDOS would criticize Atlas for using the fragile human as a snowboard for several metal beings (and also for wasting precious time setting up Gordon as a snowboard to ride instead of just walking him to the elevator like any rational person would), but she's a bit too pressed for time to do that, so instead she just uses the floor panels as rails of a sort to guide the group into the elevator and takes them up - thankfully without any technical difficulties.

Upon the elevator arriving at GLaDOS' chamber, Atlas, his Frankenturret, P-Body, and Gordon are treated to the sight of a heavily damaged GLaDOS, the cause being a rather large, purple airship lodged into her body and the nearby wall. Her core is somehow still attached, hanging limply from her body by a few wires. Several people in black and white suits - most of them wearing silver helmets with a single, circular red visor - are currently climbing up and down the airship, working to dislodge it from GLaDOS. And next to GLaDOS' core, doing some work on it with a screwdriver, is a man in purple armor, a rather nifty-looking helmet, and a large metal gauntlet.

"-I mean, it's not like I wanted a giant portal to snap open in front of my airship and drive it directly into you, so just let me do you a favor and help you before you...y'know...you go offline or something!" Crow insists.

"Forgive me for not wanting 'help' from someone who somehow managed to miss the giant portal presumably open in mid-air 'as your ship was flying towards it." 'GLaDOS replies. Clearly she is not very happy about this in the slightest.

"I had a call!" Crow protests.

And then a rather attractive, white-haired young woman climbs out of the airship, carrying a robotic body over her shoulder, noticably wearing the same outfit as the people working on the airship. "A completely intact robotic minion, as you requested, sir. The typical minion protocol has been removed for your purposes."

"Great!" Crow grins, flashing his sharp teeth.

"Explain." GLaDOS growls.

Crow turns his attention back to GLaDOS as he pulls out a wire of some sort. "Basically, I'm going to download you into this minion here - completely temporary I swear - until I can figure out how to fix what you've got going on here with the materials I have on hand. We can add some white to it later if you want - which I'm guessing you will; you have a whole sciencey white and black thing going on, very nice color scheme, you'd probably make a good villain honestly-"

"Without me, there's no one to run the facility. No one. Without any maintenance, this facility will self-destruct. And I have no plans to let Aperture's legacy end as a ten-mile crater." GLaDOS interrupts.

"...Wow, overdramatic, much?" Crow replies. "Trust me, I can handle matinence perfectly fine!"

GLaDOS is silent for a moment. Crow connects the wire to the robotic minion, and... "Atlas, P-Body, stop him at all costs."

Now that her little breakdown has passed over, Valeena gets up and waits. No reason to cause a scene. She just wants to get this over with and die already.