Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-36289716-20190417015551/@comment-26184681-20190417030011

Meanwhile, At the cryptid infested spire, a portal opens, and out pops a man with armor caked in blood. He wields a pump action shotgun, and two toys are strapped onto his belt, both of them squirming.

"let me go you big fat asshole fuck you put us down you little bitch" One of the toys spewed. This toy looked like Master Chief, but sounded like Microsoft Sam.

"Calm your tits! I know we can get out of here." The other one said. This one looked like the Arbiter, but sounded like Microsoft Mike.

However, the Chief did not acknowlede Arby's request, and kept squirming on Quakeguy's belt.