Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25218347-20180520203622/@comment-27049835-20180522231035

"Seeing as how there are no objections, blah blah blah....." Iris mutters, flipping through her book. "Okay, we can skip all the boring stuff. Yharim, I need you to promise me something. Will you care for Calamitas, will you have her, hold her, in sickness and in health, without hesitation, for all of eternity? Do you promise me that?"

"I most certainly do." Yharim smiled. Iris turned to Supreme Calamitas.

"Calamitas, I need you to promise me something. Will you care for Yharim, will you have him, hold him, in sickness and in health, without hesitation, for all of eternity? Do you promise me that?"

"I do."

"Blah blah blah.... I now pronounce you husband and wife, king and queen..... You may kiss the bride." Iris says as she closes her book. Yharim and Supreme Calamitas stare at each other for a moment before they launch into a passionate kiss. Iris applauds. Earth shakes her head, Brim glares, Cloud watches the sun through the windows, Siren thinks about Leviathan, and Sand is just being pissed. Angela looks over at Zar.

"Don't be such a cliche, Zar." Angela teases. Zar was crying.

"Oh shut up!" Zar reprimands her.