User:Withered Endoskeleton

Ahoy, me buckos. W-w-w-welcome to the #^*%*depths of hades#%}^ Pirate Cove! I be your old pirate friend, ^#%{#^#%^%. We'll be s-s-sure to have exciting and mystical adveentuur-r-rees here as we fight off thyn scurvy landlubbers. Fer' now, ye be on a quest to ^#%*%end your li^#%}^ find the p-p-p-pot of gold! No pirate forgets his t-t-trusty map! Ye should look fer' th' X marked in th' sand and retrieve your booty. Are ye' ready to die--- become a p-p-p-pirate? Argharharhar!