Talk:Angry Video Game Nerd/@comment-26136053-20150804224557

He's gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He'd rather have a buffallo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He'd rather eat the rotten asshole Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on the TV Make sure it's tuned to channel three He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch Although I've never seen him write anything down He's got a powerglove and a filthy mouth Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time They're horrible abominations of mankind They make him so mad he can spit Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit But this nerd, he doesn't forget it Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane? They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long? Why don't the weapons do anything? He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd He's the Angry... Atari Amiga CDI Colecovision Intellivision Sega Neo Geo Turbo Grafix 16 Odyssey 3DO Commodore Nintendo Nerd He's The Angry Video Game Nerd