User blog comment:Dalokohs Pootis Spencer/Wikia Army/@comment-25547538-20160317181050

I volunteer to be a soldier in your army. I will fight with my fellow soldiers to further our cause of eradicating people that are butthurt. Of course, my pain medication can help too. I prescribe 20 CC's of sick spins and a can of whup ass directly injectec in the butt.