Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25218347-20180604010109/@comment-27344811-20180611151234

Heavy shrugs. "Engineer! Lady wants to see info ... show... slideshow... thing."

Engineer comes out with s sentry/projector hybrid. "Okay, so this 'ere is an informative slideshow about what you should know 'bout us mercs. This USUALLy helps when some sap comes 'ere and tries to hire us..... beginning.... now."

''So, you want to hire Team Fortress? Well then, your pockets must be very deep! This cast of characters can each serve a different purpose, battle or not. Us here at MANN CO. have created this slideshow so we can blow your mind with this knowledge. Ready? Let's go then.''

Chapter 1- the Scout.

''The Scout is a fast boy from Boston and a conessiuer of all things lime. The Scout, while fragile, can easily evade incoming fore and somehow jump in midair. The Scout, commonly referred to as the Scunt, is essily the most annoying thing the enemy will encounter. Being a flank class, he can easily go "hello there" and scattergun your foes into oblivion. The Scout has a variety of weaponry- the SCattergun, the jack of all trades, able to output massive damage at close range. The Force-A-Nature is the other most common weapon you'll see. While it only has two shots per clip, it can knock back your enemies making dealing with the Scout a pain in the ass- but because of the low clip size, Scout is MUCH more hit-and-run with this gun. A good utility weapon is his Mad Milk. Upon drenching the enemy with his "milk", anybody will be healed when they attack the drenched. The most common melee weapon you'll see him use is the frying pan, because LOOOOOUD NOISES. He will also use his bat- which is the exact same as the [an but with no LOOOOUD NOISES, or the Atomizer when he needs a third jump. The Scout will also get into long-winded parrigraphs about Lime, and he tries too hard to get with the ladies who have actual CLASS.''