User blog comment:Goldeaglefire1/Because Why Not/@comment-28920015-20170814191113

I'm doing a homestuck one, yeah.

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

​cool

Dirk grabs a jar of fishing bait while The Psiioniic gets fishing gear.

​oh

Equius takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.

​that's not his weapon though

Jade Harely runs away from the Cornucopia.

​well there aren't any rifles, soooo

Jake runs away from the Cornucopia.

​dittio

Sollux Captor takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

​don't be karkat

Dave Strider runs away from the Cornucopia.

''​why? you have timey-wimey powers?''

Karkat Vantas runs away from the Cornucopia.

​following dave i see.

Roxy runs away from the Cornucopia.

​eh.

The Summoner  and Rose Lalonde fight for a bag. Rose Lalonde gives up and retreats.

​rose, you could of won.

Doctor Scratch and John Egbert fight for a bag. Doctor Scratch gives up and retreats.

​DO THE WINDY THING JOHN, DO IT

Vriska stabs Terezi Pyrope in the back with a trident.

​ooooh, revenge.

The Sufferer runs away from the Cornucopia.

​K'

Kanaya Maryam takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

''​another karkat? how 'bout we all just cosplay as him and act insane?''

Nepeta Leijon runs away from the Cornucopia.

​gonna hunt?

Eridan runs away from the Cornucopia.

​coward, like always.

Gamzee Makara shoots an arrow at Feferi Peixes, but misses and kills Aradia Megido instead.

​good shot gamzee, and rip aradia, didn't last 5 seconds.

The Handmaid kills Tavros Nitram with a sickle.

​WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY SICKLES?!?!?

​let's just move on.

Dave Strider kills The Summoner  while he is resting.

​timey-wimey powers, ACTIVATE!

Nepeta Leijon receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

​yum, water.

Sollux Captor receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

​klill yourself, it'll only take a mintue.

Feferi Peixes is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

​of course

Roxy steals from John Egbert while he isn't looking.

''​why though? it was your fault you ran away.''

Kanaya Maryam defeats The Psiioniic in a fight, but spares her life.

​aaaand i forgot to change Psii's gender to male, shit.

Doctor Scratch questions his sanity.

​go on, be an Excellent Host.

Dirk dies of dysentery.

''​WHY? IT'S THE FIRST FUCKING DAY!''

Gamzee Makara constructs a shack.

​coolio

Eridan silently snaps Jake's neck.

​if Dirk was still alive Eridan would be ded.

Jade Harely steals from Vriska while she isn't looking.

​Vriska i am ashamed of you.

The Handmaid overpowers The Sufferer, killing him.

​oh....

Rose Lalonde constructs a shack.

​cool...?

Equius receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

hopefully this isn't another bow like weapon.

Karkat Vantas attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

​Karkat you aren't a cat damnit

​let's move on.

​distict 5 is ded

Equius screams for help.

​is it a STRONG scream?

Gamzee Makara receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

​yum, fresh food

Nepeta Leijon goes to sleep.

​don't let the eridan snap your neck

Vriska, The Psiioniic, and Doctor Scratch cheerfully sing songs together.

​wtf is this?

Roxy, Dave Strider, Kanaya Maryam, and Sollux Captor tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

scary

Eridan dies from an infection.

​nepeta is safe

The Handmaid screams for help.

​oh

Rose Lalonde cooks her food before putting her fire out.

​your already a light player, you pretty much glow.

Jade Harely convinces Feferi Peixes to snuggle with her.

​awwwwww, KILL HER JADE.

John Egbert is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

​JOHN, YOU DID THE WINDY THING TOO HARD.

Dave Strider chases Kanaya Maryam.

​KANAYA YOU'RE TOO BRIGHT

Gamzee Makara questions her sanity.

​strike two for the misgendering

The Handmaid runs away from Nepeta Leijon.

​SHOW HOW DEADLY YOU ARE NEPETA!

Vriska discovers a cave.

​lucky.

Equius and Jade Harely split up to search for resources.

​huh, cool.

Doctor Scratch discovers a river.

he doesn't have a mouth, this means nothing

John Egbert tends to Sollux Captor 's wounds.

​new crackship: JohnEgbertxSollux

The Psiioniic makes a slingshot.

​slingshot?

Rose Lalonde injures herself.

​DAMNIT ROSE STOP BEING DRUNK

Roxy sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

​good.

Feferi Peixes sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

​you are a fish, go find some water.

​Eridan ded, eh.

Vriska sets an explosive off, killing Doctor Scratch, Sollux Captor, Gamzee Makara and The Psiioniic.

​holy SHIT that luck

John Egbert receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

​it's not hammerkind, he's doomed.

Nepeta Leijon climbs a tree to rest.

​I'm a cat, i'm a kitty cat, and i climb climb and i climb climb die

The Handmaid tends to her wounds.

​aren't you ded?

Feferi Peixes loses sight of where she is.

​GO FIND WATER

Dave Strider lets Jade Harely into his shelter.

​awwwwwwww

Equius falls into a pit and dies.

​of course, too much STRONGJUMPing will do that.

Kanaya Maryam and Rose Lalonde sleep in shifts.

​NOW KISS

Roxy sets up camp for the night.

​drinking much?

Rose Lalonde travels to higher ground.

​FLY

Feferi Peixes explores the arena.

​FIND SOME FUCKING WATER

Nepeta Leijon scares Kanaya Maryam off.

​god job nep.

Dave Strider begs for Roxy to kill him. She refuses, keeping Dave Strider alive.

​DAVE DON'T DIE

John Egbert tends to Vriska's wounds.

​SPIDER8REATH, FOR THE FUCKING WIN

The Handmaid runs away from Jade Harely.

​I don't think Jade is that scary.

​district 3 is ded

Jade Harely, Nepeta Leijon, and Rose Lalonde discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

​likely

Vriska climbs a tree to rest.

​didn't know you could climb

Roxy cries herself to sleep.

​shhhhh

John Egbert, Kanaya Maryam, and The Handmaid discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

​likely

Feferi Peixes tracks down and kills Dave Strider.

​DAMNIT FEFERI

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Vriska decides not to go to The Feast.

​good choice

Rose Lalonde decides not to go to The Feast.

​huh

The Handmaid decides not to go to The Feast.

''​what? why WOULDN'T you go?''

Jade Harely and Feferi Peixes fight Roxy and Nepeta Leijon. Roxy and Nepeta Leijon survive.

​damnit JADE, also YES FEFERI IS DED

Kanaya Maryam decides not to go to The Feast.

​i can see this

John Egbert falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

''​WHY JOHN? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?''

Kanaya Maryam tries to spear fish with a trident.

​she doesn't fish

Roxy chases The Handmaid.

​roxy why are you doing this?

Vriska receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

​yum, food.

Nepeta Leijon convinces Rose Lalonde to not kill her, only to kill her instead.

​sounds like nepeta.

​district 1 is ded.

Kanaya Maryam sets up camp for the night.

​okay.

Nepeta Leijon receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

​yum, food.

Roxy receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

​KILL 'EM ALL

The Handmaid and Vriska huddle for warmth.

​aww, new crackship HandmaidxVriska

The Handmaid  tries to spear fish with a trident.

​where did the trident come from?

Roxy hunts for other tributes.

​YES

Vriska stalks Nepeta Leijon.

​The stalker becomes the stalked

Kanaya Maryam accidently steps on a landmine.

​damnit Kayana, YOU HAD ONE JOB

The Handmaid  and Roxy run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

​kill her roxy

Vriska and Nepeta Leijon tell stories about themselves to each other.

​i guess vriska wanted to be friends :?

Nepeta Leijon  camouflauges herself in the bushes.

​be a kitty cat

Vriska hunts for other tributes.

​KILL 'EM ALL

Roxy tries to sleep through the entire day.

​don't

The Handmaid dies from hypothermia.

​it must be cold?

Nepeta Leijon  lets Roxy into her shelter.

​one of you better kill the other.

Vriska receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

don't blow yourself up.

​nothing exciting happens.

Vriska dies from thirst.

YOU WERE FISHING TODAY, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DIE FROM THIRST?

Roxy taints Nepeta Leijon 's food, killing her.

​roxy won.

The winner is Roxy from District 10!

''' Placements

'''1. Roxy 2. Nepeta Leijon 3. Vriska 4. The Handmaid 5. Kanaya Maryam 6. Rose Lalonde 7. John Egbert 8. Feferi Peixes 9. Jade Harely 10. Dave Strider 11. Equius 12. The Psiioniic 13. Gamzee Makara 14. Sollux Captor 15. Doctor Scratch 16. Eridan 17. Karkat Vantas 18. The Sufferer 19. Jake 20. Dirk 21. The Summoner 22. Tavros Nitram 23. Aradia Megido 24. Terezi Pyrope

''' District Placements

'''1. District10 2. District6 3. District9 4. District11 5. District7 6. District1 7. District8 8. District2 9. District12 10. District3 11. District4 12. District5

''' Kills

'''5: Vriska 3: Roxy 3: Nepeta Leijon 2: The Handmaid 1: Eridan 1: Dave Strider 1: Gamzee Makara 1: Feferi Peixes

​tl;dr Roxy won, Distict 10 is on top, Vriska killed the most with  people dead by her hands.