User blog:Dalokohs Pootis Spencer/Berd War Z - Chapter One: Late Night Surprise

On a cold night where is impossible to survive, our heroes are still wakeful sitting near the radio when suddenly, a male voice yelled on it:

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! BERDS ARE ATTACKING P.O.O.T.I.S.B.I.R.D! SEND HELP! SEND HEEEE-"

The signal is interrupted by a crashing sound.

"Woah, guys! Did you hear that?" Neoninja panics "P.O.O.T.I.S.B.I.R.D has fallen down."

"Welp, no support this week. We're screwed up." Kosh sighs.

"Fucking berds! Let's take 'em down!" Fox loads up the shotgun "Let's avenge P.O.O.T.I.S.B.I.R.D!"

"Not now. It's cold and berds are patrolling the area. If we find a little 'luck', we could get into a fight of zomberds and berds... and zombies, too." King replies to Fox "Also, where's DMBY? He's supposed to be here."

"He is on the ceiling." Kosh points on the ceiling. DMBY was meditating at the moment and purple aura was floating around him.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Springy rolls up with an office chair, with a beer in his hands and a tea on his head "I wanna hear good news!"

"There are no good news!" Neoninja replies "P.O.O.T.I.S.B.I.R.D is destroyed! No support this week!"

"Aww, shit." Springy says "What now?"

''Several berds breached into their secret place. One medium-sized berd spoke:''

"By our glorious king Megadong, you are captured and forced to join the convoy three miles away. Bounties have set target on you, your resources are scarce and the storm is coming. Do you want to risk it?"

Fox shot the medium berd in the head, splattering it's brain.

"Totally!" Fox smiled.