User blog:Donotdiddlekids/Grand Theft Auto Online: Genji Rises DLC

Hey boys and girls, it's ya boy, Genji Shimada here

Today, it's another game review for you here

We've got quite the spicy game today, one that is basically Max Payne mixed with a free to play game but good and you're the robot ninja equivalent of Bayonetta. This game is, of course, Warframe

Warframe is a free to play game made by the same people who developed the AK-47 and is actually quite good

You play as Genji Shimada from Overwatch and you do like sick flips and spins and cut people in ha- oh my that's not advertiser friendly... you uhh... you medically operate on them. With a katana. And an assault rifle.

You also get this bullet time ability if you aim while in the air, and you literally dive in the animation too like you're really trying to be Max Payne

The story is really confusing though, there's something like the lotus or something, blah blah blah, I recommend slicing it in half

Overall it gets a 5/10, not enough Handsoap Shimada, pls nerf Infinity Ward

(sorry for the lack of voice, im trying to get it to work, but it's not very cooperative so bear with me)