Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26892768-20180408011649/@comment-27344811-20180409172554

(.... I'm just going to be quiet.) you can't be helped

Dedede regains composure as he speaks to the Dark Matter Clone. Apparently it wasn't needed for SwordMaster... something?

"Ahem... anyways, I need a monster to clobbah hat there K- wait, no, wrong line. What I MEANT to say was I NEED SOME TECHNOWHATSIT TO CLOBBAH THAT THERE META KNIGHT!"

The Dark Matter clone rolls its eye. "You could say that is what we excel at here at Haltmann Works. Are you in the market for anything specific?"

"Yeah!" Dedede picks up a remote, clicks the buton, and that rolls in a Meta Knight copy. "Y'all got anything for these clones? Armor or something?"

"''We do have something. The Mecha Knight armor." the clone pulls up an image of the armor. "This is our current model. How many would you like for purchase?''"

"I'll take seven of 'em!"

"That would cost you..." The clone pulls up a cost of $1,300,560,001,000 D-Bills.

Dedede sweats as he gulps. "Uh.... you said something ab-abot older models?"

The clone pulls up two more images; one blue, one red. The red set is half the amount (650,280,000,500 D-Bills) of the current model and the blue is even less (325,140,000,250).

Bandana Dee pokes his King. "Your higness, I think we should go with the red one. While it's still somewhat pricey, it's a good intermediate- and you better pay FIRST becaue this isn't Nightmare Enterprises. You remember their attack, right?"

Dedede thinks. "Allright fine." Dedede takes out his wallet, pulls out a check, fills it out, and presses a button. This reveals his large 'delivery pad', rising from the panels that have opened. Dedede gets a letter from a Bandana Dee and places the slip- the check inside- on the pad.

The money is transmitted, and in return, Dedede gets several large crates.

"Thank you for your purchase." The screen goes dark.