Thread:Foxdini/@comment-24754078-20160110024757

Social Justice Warriors (Homo Socialis Justis).

Kingdom: Tumblrlia Phylum: Chordatta Class: Mammalia Order: Cyber Primates Sub-Order: Keyboard Warriors Family: Social Justice Genus: Politicus Correctus Species: H. Socialis Justis.

Also known as White Knights, Paladins, Clerics or Rogues, although their origins are unknown, they made of tumblr their home. These species have certain variants but there's a distinct trait that stands out and allows the observer to distinguish these from a normal person: An inevitable urge for self-righteous justice by the use of brute force (also known as political correctness attacks via-keyboard), they are social creatures and thus rely on each other for their beliefs and live in a hive-mind mind-set. They go by the hand with the Family "Conspiracus Theorust" and "Feminus Ihatemenis".

Disagreeing with them can prove fatal to your (virtual) reputation as they will do everything in their hands to bring you down and make you look like the scum of the Earth, even if it means sacraficing their reputation in the process. However, the later is unlikely as they will always have their circle jerk to fall back on and get support from.

While they habit Tumblr, they have been spotted in Twitter and Youtube in the lastest years, calling out the smallest and minuscule of flaws and make a huge ordeal about it, in order to bring their target down. In the case they can't do it themselves, they will retweet said "injustice" to their network of Social Justice Warlocks in order to sound the alarms and launch a FSKACA (known as "Full-Scale Keyboard All-Caps Attack") to bring their target down. If left ignored, they will attempt to convince the masses to hate profoundly their target to ruin their popularity.

Their prefered targets are people making jokes that touch dark humor, politicians and white men. Usually talking in a passive-agressive manner to provoke them and then call them out for the reaction that was done.

Fucking done typing this. I can't lmfao.

TL;DR: social justice warriors are drama queens you want to stay away from﻿  </ac_metadata>