Garfielf

Dafuq Is A Garfielf?
Garfielf is a fat cat that eats lasaga and other tasty food. He manages to piss off Jahn excessively and he kicks stupid mutt called Odie for 24/7.

Likes

 * Lasaga
 * 3-cheese pizzas
 * Taco shells
 * Hamburger helpers
 * Squarting spiders with the newspapers
 * 'Tusken Raiding' the fridge
 * Chinese food
 * Scratching Jahn's tux
 * Being right
 * Blaming Odie for everything
 * Un-burned toast
 * Taking 'massive fucking shit' in Jahn's ashes


 * Shoving Odie into the food processor to make a food out of him