User blog:Itsgettingweirdhere/Springtrap plays Frogger!

Springtrap is forced to play Frogger!

'WARNING, BELOW THIS CONTAINS SEVERAL SWEARING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.'

Springtrap: I fucking hate it, too.

Foxy: Oh, come on, this is a great game.

Springtrap: No it's fucking not.

Bonnie: It is a great game, trust me.

Springtrap: I'm being held against my will.

Foxy: Not you're not. 3....2....


 * Springtrap tries to escape*

Foxy: WHAT GET HIM

Springtrap: HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU--*PUNCH SOUND*--Ouch.

Bonnie: Well, maybe we kidnapped you a little.

Springtrap: A little?

Bonnie: Yeah.

Springtrap: You mean you slapped out, kidnapped me just like taken to.

Foxy: Oh, we didn't kipnap you like that.

Springtrap: THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I HUNG UPSIDE DOWN.

Foxy: Sorry.

Bonnie: I got you, bruh.


 * Bonnie unties Springtrap upside down, falling on his head*

Springtrap: OUCH, YOU ASSHOLE.

Foxy: NOW PLAY IT.

Springtrap: IF I HAD MY CHAINSAW...

Foxy: But you don't.

Springtrap: Then why am I playing this peice of rabbit shit.

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Bonnie: Drug shit.

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Foxy: I get it.

Springtrap: Shut up, foxy.

Bonnie: Now you need to win.

Springtrap: Why. Why can't I just fucking kill you both and leave.

Foxy: Because, 1, that's rude, and 2, we're already dead, remember.

Springtrap: Oh, thats right. How about I cut all of your limbs so you will never have to move again.

Bonnie: No need to be hostile. His middle daughter is hostile. They still submit Adjective. Unfriendly. Antagonistic.

Springtrap: The fuck.

Foxy: So Springtrap, do you like the game yet.

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Springtrap: Did you ask me that fucking question.

Foxy: Uh, yeah.

Springtrap: Well, let me put it in a way that you two idiots can understand. This game makes me feel like a ship that rolled out of a toilet because the game is so bad that it makes my fucking shit run away from the sewer. That's how much I hate it.

Bonnie: What the fuck did you just say.

Springtrap: Let me say it in a different way.....

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Springtrap: What's 9 + 10.

Foxy: 21.

Springtrap: That's it.

Bonnie: What.

Springtrap: I just proved you two are fucking stupid.

Foxy: No.

Springtrap: What's 2+2.

Bonnie: 4.

Springtrap: Okay, then, what's 2 times 2.

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Foxy: Um.

Springtrap: Exactly. You two are dumb.

Foxy: No I am not.

Springtrap: Foxy, what hand is an hook on.

Foxy: On the left.

Springtrap: Dumbass.

Bonnie: Uh, Springtrap, it is on the left.

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Springtrap: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, BONNIE THE FUCKING RABBIT. YOU THINK YOUR SO COOL BEING A RABBIT, JUMPING AND SHIT.

Bonnie: Your a rabbit, too.

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Springtrap: Oh yeah, I somehow forgot.

Bonnie: Dumbass.

Springtrap: What did you just say.

Bonnie: Nothing.

Springtrap: That's it. *Punching sound*

Bonnie: Ouch.

Springtrap: I'm getting gas for the chainsaw. *Door slam*

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Foxy: Where'd you put the gas.

Bonnie: I put it in one place he would never find it.

Foxy: Where.

Bonnie: Mangle's room.

Foxy: How the fuck did you put it in there.

Bonnie: While she was passed out, I put it under her bed.

Foxy: Why was she passed out.

Bonnie: I don't know. I think it's because of that toy she bought.

Foxy: You mean Freddy's arm.

Bonnie: Yeah.


 * Door creak*

Freddy: Hey, guys, have yous seen my arm.

Foxy: No, we have not.

Freddy: K Th---WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO PLAYING.

Bonnie: Frogger. Why, does it bother you.

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Freddy: A little.

Bonnie: Well, deal with it.

Freddy: Well, fuck you.

Bonnie: Fuck you, and your arm is in mangle's room.

Freddy: Goddamn it. Now get off of the PC.

Foxy: Why.

Freddy: Because now I have to buy another one.

Foxy: But you have you own PC.

Freddy: But it's covered in slimy...

Bonnie: Slimy what.

Freddy: Uh. Nothing.

Bonnie: You fucking watch porn on your PC, don't you.

Freddy: Uh, no, and you can't proof it.


 * Door slam*

???: Hey guys.

Foxy: Oh what the fuck---

Bonnie: ---Is that thing.

???: I am Plushtrap.

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Bonnie: Plushtrap

Foxy: Just like the plush version of Springtrap.

Plushtrap: He's my daddy.

Bonnie: Why the fuck are you here.

Plushtrap: Daddy told me to annoy you guys.

Bonnie: Fuck, it's like a little version of Springtrap.

Plushtrap: What are you guys playing.

Foxy: Frogger.

Plushtrap: Let me try.

Foxy: Okay.

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Plushtrap: THIS GAME IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Bonnie: Where are you guys.

Plushtrap: I am going to find something that can cut through things. Like a chainsaw.


 * Door slam*

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Bonnie: Just like his father.

Springtrap: Hey, jackasses.

Foxy: What.

Springtrap: It was pretty smart hiding the gas under Mangle's bed. But not smart enough.


 * Chainsaw noises*

Bonnie: OH SHIT RUN.


 * Chainsaw noises*

Springtrap: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE.

The end.