Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25218347-20180604010109/@comment-27344811-20180604231848

After a bit, Pyro ships it off to the television network.

So ladies, you feeling unappreciated? Children take you for granted? Your husband is never tehre? Does it make you want to MAIM EVERYTHING IN SIGHT?! Well, you're in luck! The legendary Team Fortress is hiring female embers! Why, you ask? So we can get Matpat of our fucking backs, and all of his drones! Who is Matpat? You don't need to know!

You ever been the odd one out? Have a skill that's never been appreciated, like being able to wield a heavy firearm? Adept at martial arts? Know how to kill somebody with a glass of water? You're in luck! These seemingly disturbing and crazy skills are definitely worth respect. Us mercs at TF2 are always open for change- except buffing Pyro. Nobody wants that.

So ditch your boring lives, get out of the office, ditch your boyfriend that never shows up for your concerts, send the kids to an orphanage, and Cooome on down and show the world your skills... are worth a damn.

SIGNING A CONTRACT FOR TEAM FORTRESS MEANS YOU ARE AWARE YOU WILL BE GIFTED RESPAWN AND YOU WILL LIKELY DIE MANY TIMES ON YOUR FIRST TRAINING EXCERSIZE. PLEASE NOT THAT TEAM FORTRESS IS NOT GOING TO PAY FOR LIFE INSURANCE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT DIE. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO THE COLOR RED, DO NOT CONSIDER SIGNING UP.