User blog:Todabrugh Grugababogh/Cheese Crumbs

I went on a trek to the other village in order to obtain some cheese. My friend informed me that this place was the only in the region with dairy-free cheese. However, upon arriving I say that there were crumbs of cheese scattered across the path and that the storehouse for the famous Orc Cheese had been busted apart. They had been raided!

I asked the locals when this had happened and checked my OrcPhone. Apparently, this happened just this morning and I had just missed the resupply that had happened yesterday afternoon. Darn! This was a very dangerous raid because normally no one gives a fuck about dairy-free cheese. But they took it all!

Once I recover from my 30 minutes of crying, I am going to head back to my village and inform the people what happened. I don't know what happened to my friend's dogs, there's just some bones lying around.