Thread:TheSecondEdgeOfTheBlade/@comment-25681121-20170211113356/@comment-26273552-20170211184512

Step one: Call your locksmith friend and ask a favor.

Step two: Get bread. Lots of bread.

Step three: Lead them with the bread to the nearby lake.

Step four: Meet up with your locksmith friend and hijack a rocket from NASA

Step four: Nuke the lake and your house from orbit.