User blog:Dalokohs Pootis Spencer/Berd War Z - Chapter Two: Convoy Stealers

''After our heroes slaughtered the entire team of berds, the blizzard appeared. Everyone blocked the entrance with furniture and debris from broken doors.''

"What the hell did you do, Fox?" Kosh says "They are right. Our resources are scarce, the blizzard is getting stronger every night and bounty hunters will attack us. We are pretty much screwed up."

"Yes, but they said there's a convoy ahead." Fox replies "If we take the convoy, we can found the nearby town too! Our radio caught a call last night and we spotted the town nearby."

"But how can we reach the convoy without getting lost in the blizzard? Also, the berds are patroling the area and zombies are active at nights." Kosh sits down, concerned "We need a pure luck to get to the convoy."

''Suddenly, Springy smeared the wall with a tank. On the left side of the tank, the words '"Pure Luck'" ''can be seen. The team were surprised as hell.'

"Rubber baby, bunky bumper! Where did you find that, Springy?" Neoninja asks, surprised.

"Two words: black market." Springy smiles "Now, hop into this baby and take some stuff. And do it fast, so we can run into the convoy without getting lost in the blizzard."

Meanwhile, in Megadong's lair...

"Sire. Zombies, zomberds and human beings are getting slaughtered one by one, every day. We're going to win this war and dominate Earth." Says Wilhelm, one of the Megadong's closest friends.

"Nice work." Megadong said, petting his pimp cane.

"But, there are also bad news. There is a town that is resisting our occupation, but we sent a convoy to our soldiers. Full of ammunition, food and more soldiers. If we continue like that, we might conquer the town."

"Wouldn't be more logical if we drop a few bombs on the town?" he asks.

"Sire, that would be perfect... if that sector wouldn't crawl with zombies and zomberds." he replies.

"Allrighty, then. Call me if an event breaks out."

"I will, sire... I will." Wilhelm exits the throne room.

After a few minutes of loading up the tank with aquired resources, our team rolled out the hideout, smearing zombies and some zomberds behind.