Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28920015-20170430223924/@comment-27661770-20170506003909

And then, possibly a godsend possibly not, Dirk Strider and Sollux Captor came crashing out of two portals. Sollux re-bifurcated for whatever reason.

"well thi2 2uck2 more than 2 vacuum2 with a john in each one."

"Dave. Dave. Dave if you would mind getting that radio off of me."

"dirk what the fuck do you mean i don't even have a radio."