Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-33528506-20180127063815/@comment-29194274-20180128061346

(okay. i'm going to introduce them now.)

A young man in a blue hoodie, somewhere in his twenties or so, looks around the street he's on. He's heard kids voices in the sewers, and is questioning his sanity. Not that people haven't questioned it before, seeing as he insists his mother is a bowling ball and his father is a pineapple. His pineapple ancestryis the reason his hair is so tall and spiky.

But that's a story for another time.

He's decided to see if he can actually see those kids, and goes up to a drain. "Hey, is anyone down there?" His voice has a British accent, but it also sounds American.

:33 < Nepeta looks up at him, ":33 < Hi-" :33 < She fr33zes. ":// < Uh. . . :// < What the hell is up with your eyes?"

Where the mans eyes should be is darkness. There's nothing there but black. And oh my god is it crrepy. He narrows them, clearly not pleased that her first question was about his eyes when she looks like that. "What's up with yours?" He counters.

Before anyone gets a chance to answer, someone is dropped onto the man via a portal. This man is wearing red, and swore in Norwegian. Whatever was said couldn't be made out.

At least he looks normal. His voice definitely gave away that he's Norwegian.

"Get off of me, commie!" the man in blue kicks the guy in red off.

"Ow, Tom what the hell I know you saw I was portalled!" The man in red glares at the guy in blue, Tom, while frowning deeply.

:33 < Nepeta watches.

It dawns on Tom that the man in front of him should either be severely injured or dead after that explosion, and Tom becomes confused. "How are you here?"

"A portal, idiot." The man gives Tom a look that's like, 'what kind of idiot do you have to be to not get that?'

"No, that's not what I meant. I saw you get-" Tom starts, but is interrupted.

"Aha! So you kicked me just because Edd wasn't here, didn't you?" The man looks down at Tom.

"You would have done it to! But your robot blew up, how the hell are you not even scratched, Tord?!"

Tord becomes severely confused at this, "Robot? What robot? I have a robot? Wait, that robot? In the lab? Since when did that blow up, and since when was I inside it when it did?"

":33 < I'm going to interrupt you two now and say that it seems like you two come from different points in time on the same continuum."

". . . You're an alien, aren't you?" Tord asks Nepeta.

":33 < Yep."

"Well, thank you from stopping that argument now instead of later."

":33 < Hey it's fine I'll just remember to find you two an Austpice."

"A austi-whatnow?" Tom asks.

":33 < Someone that'll k33p you two from fighting constantly. :33 < Terezi told me earlier. :33 < Didn't make sense, she was all like "H3Y 4N 3Y3L3SS GUY 1N BLU3 4ND 4 P33R OF H1S 1N R3D 4R3 GO1NG TO SHOW UP L4T3R YOU N33D TO G3T TH3M 4N 4USTP1C3 B3FOR3 TH3 SH1T H1TS TH3 F4N" but that's Terezi for you, cryptic."