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YEH SUUU DIS KED DAID SU DEY HONTED DIS ANEEMAHTROUNEK KUZ WAI NAT?!

SU HE DAID AND DEN HE KEELD DE KEELA FOUR SUM REESON LIEK FOUR REEL YEE YE YE YE HAPPY DANCE BUT DEN IT BECAUYM SPRAYNTRAHP OH NOES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

SU HEE DEHSTRuiD HEEM, YAYYZZ!!11!!! HE HAZ A S00PER SOuP BACKSTORY

HE NAYM GEV u NITEmArZ!! OH NOES!!!1!!!

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HE IZ UNAVUYDABULL AND WILL KEEL U IF ENCOUNTERED

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