Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-36289716-20190125234216/@comment-36289716-20190128031607

(Accepted. Welcome to the party, Alpha.)

Meanwhile, in an abandoned shack, cultists are preparing a ritual. These cultists don't seem to be native to Skyrim. (Probably because they come from another universe. (I mean, what isn't in this RP?... Don't answer that.)) They finish the preparations and while the other cultists chant, one of them, whom seems to be the head cultist, goes to his knees and says, "Oh great and powerful one, we have let you remain in that nonexistent tomb for too long. We bring you back into existence so you can get revenge on those who have erased you. RISE, GREAT BILL CIPHER! RISE AND RETURN TO THE PLANES OF EXISTENCE!"

A massive pillar of light rises from the ground and a triangular shape also rises within it. It opens an eye and limbs grow out of it, as well as a long top hat. The pillar disappears, and the triangular being turns out to be a Dorito is revealed to be yellow in color. He pulls out a cane, and yells out "HELLO, WORLD! BILL CIPHER IS BACK! OH, IT FEELS SO GOOD TO EXIST AGAIN. I TRUST WE ARE IN GRAVITY FALLS?"

The head cultist walks up to Bill. "Yes, welcome back, but-"

"YEAH, YEAH, I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO SO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. AS FOR ME? I HAVE A DATE WITH GRAVITY FA-" Bill flies out to see that he is not, in fact, in Gravity Falls. He is actually in Skyrim. He floats back into the shack. "CAN ANY OF YOU EXPLAIN WHY WE ARE NOT IN GRAVITY FALLS?" He asks the cultists. "My lord, did you want to be resu-"

"OF COURSE I WANTED TO BE RESURRECTED IN GRAVITY FALLS! OT WAS THE WEIRDEST PLACE ON EARTH! THAT'S WHY I WANTED WEIRDMAGEDDON TO START THERE! THAT WAS PART OF THE DEAL, AND YOU FAILED THAT PART OF THE DEAL! LET THIS BE A LESSON NOT TO MAKE ME MAD!" He turns the cultists to stone and flies off, annoyed.