Thread:Neon1Umbreon/@comment-33095339-20170913121801

You know when your just minding your own business and and you start crapping all over the place? Like not one big piece of poop but like a stream of constant crap pouring from your butthole. And then once you finally get to the bathroom your only able to get a few drops into the toilet? Its no even solid, like at all. Its moist, wet, and very sticky. You end up wiping your ass for a whole day not knowing if you got it all or not. And now your going through your whole day afraid that you'll either smell like shit, or your underwear is going to be completely ruined. And with shit this brown, drippy, and moist, its not going to come out easy. And especially if your wearing this to school your gonna be in for a bad time. Like I once knew this kid named billy who shat his pants so hard his underwear tore. Now THAT is a master shit. Apparently hes still in the Insane Asylum down the road and whenever he sees the color brown he starts to panic and pee blood. Poor billy, but at least now I dont have to deal with him fucking copying my homework every day. Fuck you Billy, you literal piece of shit. Anyway, why does shit turn so brown some times? I mean, i understand its fucking pushing its way out of our body, but why does it have to be brown? why cant we have rainbow shit like unicorns? but then again if we had rainbow shit like unicorns we would cherish it, and cherishing shit is not acceptable like my sugar daddy told me last night. Thats why i had to stop watching shit porno and watch some regular gay ass crap. My butthole is nice and loose from all this shit talk, and its gonna be even looser once i visit my sugar daddy again tonight. He always gives me delicious creampies that make my dick rock hard. Anyway, I hate shitting in my pants and I bet you do too. Goodnight xoxoxo. 