Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27658559-20170508125136/@comment-26892768-20170510181117

Then, a two-headed, winged abombination with sharp teeth and no eyes lands on Sasha's shoulder.

"Well, that took a while." The left head of The Crow comments.

"So, remind me...how are we related again?" Manny asks.

"We didn't know at first either..." the left head starts. The right head then speaks up. "...but it turns out that some guy's great grandfather had an affair with a 'yeti', which was, in reality, a monster from the Otherworld that happens to be our aunt. Can't remember his name. Last name started with a p, I think..."

Then a blue car drives up to the entrance, and a tall guy with an orange jacket and a slim redhead come out. "Hey guys! Nice party you got going on here."

Grandpapi walks up to Chris and shakes his hand, the latter not noticing when the former's hat sprouts a robotic arm and takes his wallet. "Grandpapi Rivera."

"Wait, that's...actually your name?" Chris asks, confused.

"Yes. Got a problem with that?" Grandpapi replies.

"No, no, it's just...wierd. Anyway, Chris Pearson."

The Crow snaps to attention. "Pearson! That's the last name!"

Chris suddenly finds a lot of attention is on him. "Uhh..."

"So! I'm Elise, nice to meet you all..." Elise interrupts, stepping in front of her husband. "And this is-"

A short man with unruly hair and a black shirt with the word "JERK" on it kicks the door of the car open. "I'll have you know, I'm lactose intolerant. So, if I see any milk, cream, or cheese, there will be blood."

He then proceeds to walk in.

"...That's Dan. He's a friend we invited." Chris explains.

"And by 'invited', he means 'snuck in the car before we left and didn't tell us until it was too late to turn back'." Elise corrects.