User blog:Kyogreswimming/Decepti-shenanigans

So it was a normal day aboard the Nemesis. Stars were shining, planets were dying, and Starscream was choking his chin. However, this would all change.

"Boom lakka lakka! Wap-pow-pow-pow!" was what Blackarachnia heard this morning. Her, being a bitch, leaned outside her door (yes, they have rooms; EVIL rooms!) to yell at Blitzwing to stop.

Only it wasn't Blitzwing.

"Boom lakka lakka! Wap-pow-pow-pow!" Lugnut exclaims as he drives his bmper car down the Nemesis's corridor. "What the slag?" BA asks as she rubs her eyes. No, she was right, this was Lugnut. What's even weirder is that he had a lance. She looked down the other hallway. It was... Megatron? The fuck? He also had a bumper car and a lance. "ZEEEEEEEEERM!" Megatron yells as he slooowly moves towards Lugnut.

Blackarachnia gets herself away from their jousting match into the kitchen, where Blitzwing was having an arguement. With himself.

"Raisin Bran."

"Froot loopz!"

"Raisin Bran."

"Froot Loopz!"

"Raisin Bran."

"Froot Loopz!"

This goes on as Blackarachnia pops a piece of evil toast into the evil toaster. After a few minutes, there is an evil ''ding! ''as the toast flies out. She lands it on her plate, right smack on the butter. As she leaves the kitchen, a call comes in; from Shockwave, their double agent. She takes it. "Hello?" She asks, tired of everyone's shit.

"Blackarachnia! Just who I wanted to see. Now, as I recall, you are a fem-bot, correct?" ''Recall? DO I LOOK LIKE A F*CKING MALE TO YOU''?! She grits her teeth as she aks what he needs.

He slightly turns his head. "Do I look better at this angle?"

She does the logical thing and hangs up.

As she walks to the TV room, she finds Starscream sucking his thumb in the corner of the room in the fetal position. As she reaches for the remote, he hisses at her. Closer she gets, the more he hisses. Blackarachnia slaps herself to make sure she's not awake. "F*-" Maybe she shouldn't did it that hard.

She then walks back to her room, passing Megatron and Lugnut- WHO ARE ALMOST AT EACH OTHER- and locks the door behind her.

"Why did I have to be stuck with freaks?" She mutters as she flicks on the lights.

There be Random Blitzwing with a piano. "Wha-"

"THE ITCHY BISTY SPIIIIIDER~"

Her screams- what then turn to sobs- echo throughout the Nemesis.