User blog comment:MarieBilly Archimedes Shears/Turn me on, dead man./@comment-26541839-20150524091553/@comment-26865109-20150526052213

Yes, a thing.

thing THiNG noun 1. an object that one need not, cannot, or does not wish to give a specific name to. "look at that metal rail thing over there" synonyms:	object, article, item, artifact, commodity;