Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26892768-20190215115809/@comment-27661770-20190221000824

The police officer turned to the two.

"All right everybody listen the ABSOLUTE FUCK UP. Some portals just took us out of our native realities and shunted into this one. Why? I don't fucking know, usually they do that to one planet in particular. I've been through this shitfest of a hell tour of the omniverse twice already, so this is just the motions for me. Lightning FAQ: No, you can't get out of this. Yes, you're along for the ride. No, I don't know when we're leaving and where to next. Yes, there's probably gonna be some organization of evil, or some hell alliance, trying to fuck us over in the name of their interdimensional conquest. No, you can't control where we go next. Yes, you might find yourself at home. No, you're not going to get dropped out untikl it's over. Yes, more people will be dragged in. Any more questions?"