Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26892768-20180211115902/@comment-26892768-20180213152435

Sari is sent flying into a wall. She slowly steps out of it, feeling sore all over. But she's starting to get an idea.

"Well, here's hoping that helmet isn't just for decoration..." Sari pulls out the warhammer.

Meanwhile, Emily backpedals again before targeting the cerebro shell on Hightower with her magic and pulling it out.

"Well, I'm not stopping you! You know what to do." Dimentio would be grinning if he had a mouth. "Just...don't bring the army. Stealth mission and all."

Matrisse quickly regains her composure. "Yes; I'm fine."

She may need to talk to Soundwave about this later. Oh, the Decepticons wouldn't stand a chance against the Nightmare Presence; she's not roping them in, but perhaps Soundwave could give her some suggestions. Which...well, it's quite silly, really, how an avatar of order who can rewrite the very foundation of reality is actually going to go to a mere mortal to help, when Matrisse thinks about it.

Naturally, Fuma is dashing after him, the ground erupting with gunfire beneath his feet - a bit too close for comfort.

So it goes without saying that Snipe and Nico are still pursuing the two. And Fuma silently curses his former boss and the dead jester for making this far harder than it needs to be.

And, because my heroes need something to do since Lapis quit and therefore retcon, Shovel Knight and Shield Knight - because they exist - walk in on an...interesting scene. Mainly, a group of heroes gathered around a table, looking down at something.

Shovel Knight, curious, clears his throat. "Ah...what exactly are you all looking at? Some sort of artifact?"

The group - consisting of Nimona, Vezon, Peacock, Kiriya, and a few others - turn to look at the two.

"Depends on what you count as an artifact." Lierin, who seems to be at the head of the table, lifts up a piece of paper.

Shield Knight looks at it. "A petition?"

"To change the stupid, stupid name of 'Hero Planet!'" Lierin slams his hands down onto the table. "Look, I have no idea why mister 'I look like I took too many trips to Karzahni' decided to teleport me and my teammates here, but I'm going to make the most of it by finally getting some traction on this thing because seriously why am I the only one who's actually doing something about this!? Seriously - does anyone here like the name Hero Planet? Hypothetical question, because no one likes the name Hero Planet. And yet, somehow, some guy thought 'You know what name would really bring the tourists in? Hero Planet,' and did not get immediately reprimanded and/or fired. No idea how that happened, but I am going to fix this mistake one signature at a time!"

He puts one leg on the table and points to the ceiling. "VIVA LA REVOLUCION!"

He's met with resounding cheers from everyone except Shovel Knight and Shield Knight, who are completely confused as to why a name is such a big deal.

Fictional Chaos Part 125: "And suddenly I see why Lierin made a petition to change the name..." Fereain mutters to himself.

(And it only took eleven parts and a month for that joke to pay off)