User blog:Donotdiddlekids/my name is nick poppin and my collar stay crompton

hey everyone, it's ya boy diddles with another unfunny blog post

today, i wanted to talk about school, specifically, talking about how not to die

if you're at university like me, just ignore this, im sure you already figured out already that you died the second you set foot on campus, i know i did

this is aimed at high schoolers, mostly because we live in the age where rumors flow like splinter cell or something and if you get caught immediately there's like five people transmitting the data to the high school CIA and DEVGRU, A.K.A. Facebook private messages

if you're reading this blog post in middle school... well im not surprised because i find middle schoolers playing gta online, so not only are they playing a game meant for adults, they're tasteless too, go play payday 2 instead

rockstar's banning me for that, but regardless, let's begin

clothing: this really doesn't matter, as long as you dress in some normal alright clothing, like your faze jev hoodie, that would work. you really don't need this "ehh sweg tech me how 2 doogie obey cap oversized glasses lol sweg" it just makes you look worse

talking: people say there's groups, i like to say there's groups but not a whole lot, not like bully for the playstation or something, there's the "cool" kids, the jocks who look like raven from metal gear solid, and the "nerds", basically if you're a nice person and respectful, nobody should hate you

finally, please to god let your teachers like you, they will destroy you if they don't, like i had a math teacher in junior year who hated me and it was just hell mate so don't piss them off please

with this advice, you should be able to actually like yourself coming out of school, or maybe not, i definitely wasn't mate

leave a kudo if you enjoyed, keep dabbing on them haters, jake paulers, and ill see you next time