Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27344811-20171215005434/@comment-26892768-20171215154358

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Nimona heads for the chunk of land.

Surfacing, she spits out Ballister onto the shore, and then quickly turns back to normal, running up onto the shore.

"Boss! ''Boss!" ''Nimona quickly crouches over Ballister's - hopefully - unconscious body. "Boss, wake up! You are not allowed to die on me! If you die on me I will never forgive yo-oh, who am I kidding; I would never forgive myself, and then slowly collapse inwards in a ball of my own guilt and grief until it all culminated in me going into giant dragon mode and burning everything in sight. And you don't want that, right!? So wake up already!"

No response.

Nimona takes a deep breath. "Okay...okay, I'm going to do CPR. I'm going to do CPR and it's going to be very awkward and uncomfortable because I know you've locked lips with Goldenloin and I have very conflicted feelings about it and then you'll wake up and we'll hug and cry and unload a whole lot of sappy emotional stuff and-"

Ballister starts coughing out seawater. "Nimona...?"

''"Oh thank god you're alive." ''Nimona pulls Ballister into a hug.

Several moments pass.

"Are you going to let go, or-"

"Not until I'm sure I'm not hallucinating and actually hugging your corpse."

Sari's confusion intensifies.

Meanwhile, a pink rabbit, a blue rabbit, and a chicken are heading towards Carl's evil lair. "I'm so glad you decided to help us, Coop!" The pink rabbit - Yin - grins cheerfully.

"Well, I happened to be in - buck buck - town, so I figured I might as well!" Coop - the chicken - replies.

These two also happen to be in a romantic relationship. Again, this world is weird.

"Yeah, yeah," Yang - blue rabbit, obviously - grumbles. "Just don't expect that you actually have to do something. We've beaten Carl, like, a bajillion times, so just think of this as a 'How to kick Carl's butt' tutorial in case you happen to run into him when we're not there, alright?"

The trio kick down the door to Carl's lair, and...

'"Herman!?" 'Yin and Yang gasp.

"Buck - Huh?" Coop is confused.

The insect brothers are looking smug.

"Yeeeeeaaaaaah, when Carl and Herman work together, that's usually a bad sign. You may have to do something after all..." Yang cracks his knuckles. "But probably not, because we can still kick their butts on our own!"

The two brothers glance at each other and smirk.

"Really, now?" Carl starts hovering. "Why don't you put that to the test?"

"Yang, I'm not seeing anything that Carl could be using to blot out the sun..." Yin whispers.

'"BECAUSE THAT WAS A LIE TO GET YOU TO COME HERE!" 'Carl laughs like a maniac. Seems he overheard.

The twins gasp. "Holy smokes!"

"It's an actually decent trap!" Yang cries.

"Let me guess, that isn't a - buck - good sign either? Buckaw!"

Yang nods. "Yeah, but...we still got this! We still totally got this!"

Carl looks at Herman. "Ready for this, brother?"

"I thought you'd never ask!" Grinning, Herman leaps up to link hands with his brother.

"DARK EXOSKELETON!"

"DARK EXO-wait, seriously, that's what you're going with?"

"Stop whining about the name and start forming the aura, Herman!"

A sort of energy bubble starts to come out of the two brothers - bright red for Carl, dark purple for Herman. The energy quickly spreads outward, the two seperate energy bubbles merging with each other as they form a torso, four arms, four legs, and finally, a helmeted head with four eyes and a sharp-toothed mouth.

The two start laughing, their aura laughing with them.

"...Coop?" Yang looks at the chicken. "This would be a really good time to break out the Shadow Chicken."

"You don't - buck buck - say..."

"I do! So ''get on it!" ''Yang takes his position next to Yin.

'"Woo Foo Aura!" 'The two twins form a pink and blue aura shaped like a rabbit, a little bit taller than the Dark Exoskeleton.

'"BUCKAW!" 'In a large burst of yellow-orange energy, Coop is enveloped in a chicken-headed, sharp-clawed aura, his actual body suddenly being muscular with dark clothes, black hair, and black shades.