User blog:GforGolden/Storytime - Hello

Adele.

She's a singer. Not just a singer, but a spawn of Satan. How come? You may ask. She's done more than just make "music". Adele has kidnapped people and tortured her victims by playing her hit song "Hello". Survivors have described the experience as "going straight to hell".

There has been proof of these statements to be true. Adele installed cameras that would record everything that went on, and she'd put up videos of every torture session she had onto her secret backup channel on YouTube. Nobody knows how Google hasn't done a thing about the torture videos. You'd expect them to be deleted a few hours after being posted, but in this situation, these torture videos went by!

For the sake of people's safety, I won't describe the pain the victims suffered. But, it should be pretty obvious that the victims of Adele's trap had a pretty bad time. Nobody but the very few of survivors had a good time.

People are very cautious these days after the reports of these torture sessions going on by Adele. Whenever the twisted singer makes a new song, people must pause in between the audio to make sure they're safe and nothing bad is going on in their heads. This situation sounds pretty serious, I know, and it is.

Adele has changed so much as time has passed. So many other singers have stolen the spotlight she once had, so she decided to have her vengeance by making "Hello" and torturing innocent people with this song. This will eventually get passed down onto her newer music. Her reputation isn't singing anymore, sadly. Adele's reputation now? It’s being a disastrous monster that ruins lives.

Now, I want you all reading this to be cautious about Adele's music. You never know what will happen to you. Either you'll enjoy it or hate it, but there will be sins.