Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26889090-20181028180507/@comment-27049835-20181029195659

"Pretzels. Ah, yes, pretzels. The extremely powerful, wish-granting magic maguffin, I hope I'm using the term right, desires, above all else, pretzels. You know, when I was assigned this job, quite forcefully I might add, I expected the agenda to be something along the lines of corrupt women, kill millions, destroy the world, but no, it's ALL. ABOUT. PRETZELS." Double rants.