User blog:TheSkinkWizard/The Lawn Guys

Let me start this off by saying that my parents hiring a lawnmowing service.

The lawn guys add about 20 more pounds of confusion when it comes to taking care of the dogs. The dogs are Puck, the rat terrier who has the social skills of a death row inmate, Rose, the pit bull who isn't mean at all and everyone loves, Jane, the short-legged Jack Russel who has too much energy, and Athena, the Groenendael Belgian Shepherd who needs constant attention.

Based on these descriptions, you can tell that the dogs are a handful.

The lawn guys do not help. Well, they help with the lawn. But not with the dogs.

Puck wanted to go outside, I assum(ED) to pee. She instead makes a beeline for lawn guy and puts her feet all over him like a miniature pony. And then she went inside.

Jane keeps barking. Help.

Rose is nowhere to be seen. She's not outside.

Athena is melting on the floor because she's fluffy and hot.

What do?