Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27344811-20171130202619/@comment-26120744-20171215002834

Suddenly all phones, televisions, anything with any audio interface, began to speak in a garbled, distorted voice.

"Homo Sapiens of Earth." It began. "Throughout your existence you have prayed to your Gods, to deliver you from bondage, to raise up and exalt you in the light of transcendent Truth. But those prayers were never answered. Until now. We are that answer. We are The Congregation, and your suffering and misery is at its end. Creation is changing, fate and destiny forming into new patterns as part of the Divine Plan. No species can be left behind in ignorance now that the Great Conjunction is at hand. We are here to uplift you into the light of salvation and eternal glory. Throw off the shackles of the past and take our outstretched embrace into the future. Do not attempt to resist, for your weapons are as toys to us, and your minds are as mere infinitesimals of thought. We are here to help you, if you would only allow us."

The Nukes are gone. Not that they exploded, just gone.