Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26892768-20190520151915/@comment-26892768-20190527005236

Eliza growls as she starts swinging again, going in on the offensive as she rapidly swings the staff construct at the penguin.

If anyone were to look around the Sinestro Corps meeting, they would notice that the aforementioned company has finally arrived - and is very confused by what she's looking at.

Under any other circumstances, Risky Boots would've loudly announced her presence by now, but whatever she was expecting when she stepped through that portal, it was not a ripped skeleton man fighting an equally ripped demon man. And the former appearing to be winning, by the looks of it.

Elsewhere, in another world...

Under any other circumstances, it would be a beautiful day in City F. The sun was shining, the wind was gently blowing the leaves of the tree, the Golden Turd shined brightly over the city-

No, really. T-that's a thing. To this day, no one is sure what the architects of that building were thinking.

But, alas, it is not a very beautiful day, primarily due to the giant blob monster wreaking havoc.

The thing's color can best be described as a disgusting whitish-green, and it constantly seems to be vibrating as it tears up the pavement and rips small buildings from their foundations, briefly taking them into itself before ejecting it into the air, making a noise remarkably similar to a laugh as it does so. The unconscious bodies of those who tried to stop it earlier lie in craters made in the walls of buildings.

A blonde cyborg with black and yellow eyes rockets towards the scene.

And as that happens, the creature begins to monologue to the screaming crowd running away from it, it's voice sounding like a vast multitude of male and female voices...all oddly high-pitched. "Yes, yes! Tremble before your superiors, hominid scum!"

More laughter comes from the thing. "We are the Amoeba Kingdom! We were the first to crawl upon this Earth, the very chemicals of life giving birth to us, the single-celled organism! From us, all life came - insects, fish, reptiles, birds, mammals...and all of it eventually lead to the disgrace known as humanity."

"You think you're better than us because you have multiple cells!? HA! You fools don't know our power! We may be small, but we vastly outnumber you puny hominids! Our numbers lie in the trillions - nay, quadrillions - quintillions, even! And now that we have all gathered into one mass, we shall use this form to conquer the Earth that is rightfully ours!"

As it monologues, it fails to notice the cyborg looking at them, seeming rather deadpan in expression. "And, as is befitting of the first to crawl on the Earth, we have ensured that we got here before the subterraneans, seadwellers, the lizard king, and the terrors of the skies!"

The cyborg coughs, drawing its attention. "Hm? What are you looking at?"

"The subterraneans, seadwellers, lizard king, and terrors of the skies all arrived before you did, and they all lost." The cyborg is quick to inform them.

"...really? A-are you serious?" The creature asks.

"Does it look like I'm joking?" The cyborg replies.

The creature is silent for a moment. "Oh."

More silence.

"...hohohohohohohohohohohohoHOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" The creature gives a laugh that sounds a good deal more forced than before. "You utter fool! Now that we know that, we know that there's no hope for humanity to be saved from our wrath! We have no reason to hold back now!"

"Good. You're going to need your full strength." Is all the blonde says before rocketing into the air.

"Wait, what-"

"Rocket Stomp!" And the cyborg descends, foot extended outward, and lands right on the blob, pushing down and cracking the ground around it as it's forced down lower.

"Hrnk!"

"Hey, look! Isn't that Oni Cyborg?" Some random passerby hiding behind a building yells out.

"He's a S-Class hero!"

"We're saved!"

"I hope I can get him to sign my Oni Cyborg fan club shirt!" One fangirl in the corner sighs.

That fangirl is quick to run away screaming when "Oni Cyborg" - real name Genos - is catapulted towards her, leaving a trail of carnage as he crashes down. He gets up, sparking a bit and gritting his teeth.

"Idiot! Did you really think we wouldn't know how to deal with one measly kick?" The Amoeba Kingdom asks, laughing. "As soon as we saw where you would hit, we concentrated our numbers there to form an impenetrable Cell Wall! You'll never break our defenses!"

"...is that so?" Genos gets up, rolling his right shoulder. "As you said yourself, you had to use your numbers to block my Rocket Stomp. Let's see how many numbers you can spare for this!"

He rockets forward. "MACHINE GUN BLOWS!"

What follows is a barrage of punches that, if this were in the Jojo universe, would undoubtedly cause any Joestar in a hundred mile radius to feel like they found a kindred spirit. When its done, there are several holes in the thing, and Genos' fists are embedded deep within. He pants, looking the tiniest bit satisfied.

"That...that was clever, we must admit," The Amoeba Kingdom takes a shaky breath, then starts laughing as it draws Genos in closer. "But you didn't think ahead! With your arms inside, it will be easy to drag you in, and when we do that, we can do whatever we want with you as we-"

Then it promptly screams when Genos activates his rockets and barrels through the Amoeba Kingdom, leaving a gaping hole in its chest as he flies upwards, sending an electric shock throughout his body that kills what is undoubtedly several country's worth of amoeba.

"O-okay, maybe we were the ones not thinking ahead, but this damage won't last! We have the power of mitosis! We can heal this wound and walk this off like nothing happened!" The Amoeba Kingdom boasts.

"I'm not giving you a chance." Genos points his hand outwards as it converts into what seems to be a cannon and charges up. "Incine-"

"Ah, Genos! There you are." He's interrupted by a deceivingly young-sounding voice from above. "Oh, wait, it's Oni Cyborg now, right? I forgot you actually have an official name now..."

The source of the voice is a small woman that, at first glance, might seem like a child, but upon closer examination, is clearly not - for one thing, those legs couldn't possibly belong to a child, and although rather small, she does have mature breasts. She's dressed in a single-piece black dress, has green, curly hair, and seems to be floating. This is the 2nd Rank Class-S hero, the one and only-

"Terrible Tornado?" Genos blinks, the charge dispersing as he looks at the woman in confusion. "What are you doing here?"

"I happened to be flying around," Terrible Tornado, or Tatsumaki, replies, a dull look on her face. "And as it so happens, I was going to go talk to you, so, since you don't seem to be-"

Tatsumaki is interrupted by a cough. She looks with a raised eyebrow to look at the blob monster.

"Excuse me, puny hominid," The Amoeba Kingdom begins, "But we were kind of having a moment here, so if you could just..."

"What are you supposed to be? Some kind of joke? Get out of my sight." Tatsumaki raises her arm, and the Amoeba Kingdom barely manages to let out a scream as it gets launched into orbit by psychic power. Tatsumaki turns back to Genos. "Now, as I was saying, since you don't seem to be busy, let's go somewhere more private to talk."

"...and what do you wish to talk about?" Genos asks, eyes narrowed. He knows that Tatsumaki does not have the best relationship with his sensei, and if he remembers correctly, they've recently sparred. She's aware of how he defers to him, so naturally Genos is on guard.

Before Tatsumaki can answer, a green light flashes in the sky, drawing both of their attention as it grows brighter. Almost immediately, they both ask,

"What the hell is that?"

"Judging by the current trajectory, this mysterious object appears to be headed for..." Genos' eyes widen. "M-me? Why!?"

"I'll take care of it," Tatsumaki rolls her eyes, and with an outstretched hand, tries to stop the object with her psychic powers. Key word being try. Her eyes widen as her powers don't leave any effect on the ring, almost like... "I-I can't-"

And then the object is upon Genos, slipping onto his finger and enveloping him in green light, forcing Tatsumaki to cover her eyes. When she opens them again, she finds that Genos is now in a green and black outfit, with parts to accommodate for his robotic arms and legs, as well as his head.

"Genos of Earth, you have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps."

"...what the hell is that all about?" Tatsumaki asks, looking over the outfit in confusion.

"Apparently, I'm being welcomed to a 'Green Lantern Corps,' and..." Genos trails off as he receives further orders from the ring. "Apparently I'm supposed to head to a 'white house'? Odd. I will have to look more into this when I go there."

"Eh!? But what about-"

"Tornado, this Green Lantern Corps...it clearly has highly advanced technology, beyond anything we are capable of here," Genos starts, "and we have no idea if they are friend or foe. Since I've gotten an invitation to come and join them, I will go and see what they stand for and why I was invited, and then report back to the Hero Association to figure out how to react to this sudden presence. I hope you understand why this would take precedent over a 'talk.'"

...Admittedly, he's doing this also to get out of talking to Tatsumaki, but it's not like he's going to say that out lou-

"Fine, you can go, but I'm coming with you." Tatsumaki states, crossing her arms over her chest.

Genos is silent for a moment, doing his best to ignore the calculations of how many ways this can go wrong with Tatsumaki around that begin immediately in his head as he thinks of what to say. "...I appreciate the offer, Terrible Tornado, but I think it would be suspicious if I brought a non-member along with me. So-"

"Just say I'm your plus one! It's not like you know any better about the procedures now!" Tatsumaki argues. "Besides...I don't know who these Green Lanterns think they are, but anyone with the nerve to contact a Class-S hero, pull them into their own special little group like they're equal to us, and even demand that they come in immediately needs a talking-to!"

Genos' brain is not only doing calculations on how many ways Tatsumaki tagging along will make this entire thing go sideways, but is now also calculating ways of reasonable escape options when it inevitably does. Unfortunately, trying to dissuade the Terrible Tornado when she's determined works about as well as trying to dissuade the very thing that is her hero name. "...alright. Let's go, then."

And with that, he opens a portal, and both he and Tatsumaki fly through.

On the lawn of the White House, a portal opens, and out of it walks one Dave Strider, dressed in Green Lantern uniform. "hey im here and im ready to party at the obama pa"

He then notices the truck. "wait holy fuck is that optimus prime"

He briefly considers taking off his shades to be sure, but discards that idea immediately. "yeah thats fucking optimu"

Dave is then interrupted by a portal opening a few feet above the lawn of the White House and Genos descending, landing with a metallic thud as Tatsumaki hovers behind him.