Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27120173-20190113071131/@comment-27344811-20190117124721

Wario cracks his jaw. "Excuse me? This is not fat, it's muscle! Muscle with large deposits of fat! I'm-a Wario, okay?? I may be fat, but it's muscle! And what are ya even doin' here? Here to gloat or somethin? Because, excuse me, I need to stop the apocalypse so people starta buying my Microgames again!"
 * "This is-a Syrup?"

"Yeah, what's your deal?"
 * "I thought she was a hag! Y-"

Wario leans over and hugs him with one arm... around his neck. "Now where did ya get that idea, eh?"
 * " you tooold meeee  "