Grant Macdonald

Grant Macdonald is the second coming of Jesus Christ himself, and the person who documents the events at Ram Ranch. He is the owner of Ram Ranch and responsible for sending eight Ram Ranch cowboys including Shawn Mendes to mers.

Apperance
His appaerance is like no other. His genital is always fully erect, he has a very huge six-pack, his cowboy hat is clean yet full of white stuff on the inside, and his arms has muscles that are bigger than The Rock's muscles.

His appearance causes lesbians to go straight for him, and straight men to go gay for him.

History
Grant Macdonald was born in 1969, at a yerd in Texas. After seeing how Texas is full of oil drilling idiots, he then moved to Tennesse, and started a bar at an abandoned ranch in Tennesse. This ranch was not successful, and Grant was about to become a druggie on the streets until Jesus Christ entered his body like a body his perfect size. This inspired him to invite thirty six cowboys to his ranch, and long story short it became a big gay orgy.

In about 2018, Grant convinced Elon Musk (by having him being rear ended by the cowboys) to send eight cowboys including Shawn Mendes to mers.