Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28920015-20170726172347/@comment-26892768-20170727021957

"Alright!" Nimona grins, before bucking off Vezon and returning to normal. "So, the story begins at that fateful fight two years ago-"

"Wait, what?" Emu asks.

"Oh. Right. New people. Well, two years ago, some of us here got our asses kicked by an asshole in black and green, some others here proceeded to kick our asses even more, imprison some of us, and...long story short, we're all working together now because eldritch abominations are consuming the omniverse. Got it?" Nimona explains.

"Wait, what? I don't-"

""Don't care; get with the system, bro!" Nimona interrupts. "Anyway, back at the fight, this guy decided to run away with a portal-"

"I call it a tactical retreat." Vezon corrects.

"Yeah, yeah, you big wuss. Anywho, I was the tiniest bit pissed-"

"You turned into a gorilla."

"Can you stop interrupting me?" Nimona groans.