Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26892768-20170609193515/@comment-27344811-20170609233845

Thomas the Dank Engine

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One day, w33d somehow got into Thomas the Tank Engine's furnace. The burning green stuff transformed him into the invincible fighting machine!

POWERS

Shovel: Bangs you on the head with it.

Riffle: Thomas is a secret snipper!

Hat: The 🎩 on Thomas is razor-sharp, cutting through any material.

Necromancy: Necromancy is heavily involved in memes and MLG, so he's a master.

Smoke: He puffs 💨 in yo face!

Shop da whoop: I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!

Guns: Lots of guns.

Seven Division Technique: His theme song turns on. Once it is on, he's unstoppable. Nothing can take him. Not even Dorito Bag!