Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25218347-20170418013217/@comment-26892768-20170419105607

Somewhere in the forest, a short man with black hair and a shirt with the word "JERK" on it is sleeping in the trees.

Then he wakes up and falls to the ground.

"Ow! Who..." Dan looks around. "Huh. This isn't my apartment. Oh well...I'll just get my phone, call Chris, and...and..."

Dan looks around in his pants pockets. He still has his lighter and brass knuckle, but..."My phone's gone! Well, that's just great!"

"Alright, new plan - climb up this tree, see where civilization is, and head that way." Dan starts climbing up the tree he fell off of. Then he gets attacked by raccoons.

"Agh! Why are there raccoons in the trees!?" Dan asks as he gets attacked by the racoons, causing him to fall...again.

It takes a few moments to get the racoon's off his face, but when he does, his expression isn't pretty. His face is completely red with rage, and his snarl reveals his unnaturally sharp teeth grinding together in frustration.

A loud cry of rage pierces the heavens and echoes through the forest:

'"FOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEESSSSSSST!" '

Plague Knight covers his ears, dropping his bomb in the process.

Fourze, despite wearing a helmet, tries to cover his ears too.

"Ow! Who..." Nimona looks up. "The bear was scared away! Damn it!"

Shovel Knight and Shield Knight wince in unison.

Scrapperton looks in the direction the sound came from. "Well well well! It would appear someone has quite the set of lungs on them! Tick tock!"

(Dan

Vs.

The Forest)