User blog:GforGolden/Join the Thanksgiving Army!

Hello my lovelies. Since it's November, I decided to gather some users and start a Thanksgiving army! If you join, we will have the BIGGEST fucking dinner ever. It consists of chicken fries, chicken wings, loads of sauce, and CHEESE. You'll also get a turkey hat for no fucking reason if you join!

JOIN THE THANKSGIVING ARMY NOW, OR YOU WILL PERISH ON THE DAY OF THANKSGIVING. ;)