Thread:Mangledmeddlingmetal/@comment-26872802-20150712221624

'''Warning - The following consists of swears, illuminati references, and satire. '''

'''If you are not Mangled, go away. Your eyes will burn. '''

Bonnie waltzed up on up to Freddy “um excuse me?”

To which Freddy looked over “May I help you?” he inquired and Bon slammed his fists on the desk “i need all of your pocket watches” Freddy Fazbum gave him a bizzre and sicpicious look “Excuse me?” he said.

Bonnie leaned clorser to his face “pocket watches. i need all of them.”

Freddy leaned his face away from Bonnie he was really close and it made him uuncomfortable in a gay way. “If you've got several hundred dollars...” and he eyed him.

BonnIE SHOUTED “THIS IS URGENT” AND Freddy “AND THEY AREN'T FREE YOU OVERSIZED RABBIT MAN.”

Bonnie tried to explain him “i am just a 19 year old animatronic bunny what makes you think i have just a hundred dollars lying around” and then he rethought for a momento “i might be 20 who knows how long ive been wandering in this god damn pizzeria” Freddy had heard of a lot of bizarre stuff beceuas he lives in a pizzeria but that was still REALLY odd “What the actual fuck?”

BONNIE SLAMMED HIS FIST ON THE TABLE AGAIN “POCKET WATCHERS”

“WHAT WOULD YOU NEED THEM FOR?” fred doesn’t just give anyone all of the pocket watches in stock in the ship

Bonnie was getting raddish in the face very angry “DO NOT QUESTION IT JUST HAND THEM OVER”

“ARE YOU ROBBING ME?”

“N-NO”

“YES?”

Freddy got in Bonnie's face and it made him feel gay again “You'll have to pay for the goddamn watches. One way. or another.” The comment made Bonnie blush like an anime schoolgirl. Or more like an anime bunneko prince because that’s what he is “SIR'. THAT IS ILLEGAL!” and he thought for a couple seconds maybe more “i have a singing music box. actually its my chrushes” Freddy angrily rolled his eyes “Does it look like I give a shit someone tell that to my dick. And I don't want a singing box it just reminds me of that bad cartoon” TBH that cartoon reminds me more of the puppet dancing.

“Looks like someone got friend zoned one too many times”

“Fuck off.”

Bonnie was getting impatient now “ILLUMINATY TATTOO GUY. THE POCKET WATCHES.”

fred twin yelled at the top of his lunges “TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE FOR. ALSO PAYMENT BROSKI”

“DO YOU WANT THE SINGING BOX OR NAH”

“NAH”

Maybe if bonnie told him why, he would be more cooperation to give him the watches “okay well see i have to hypnotize a lot of marionettes. Like ASAP”

Freddy nodded his head in confused understanding “Okay, What” and Bonnie said sassily “did i fucking stutter?” Freddy was probably high af or something he doesn’t really know what’s going on anymore neither do i “I- will you return the watches?”

“quite possible maybe”

Fred held his hands up resignation “You know what, fine. Take them, but you owe them back or you owe me.” Bonnie was really glad and said“alright cool thanks. where they at” Freddy pointed to a shelf conveniently having a shitload of pocket watches. How did bonnie not notice.

Bonnie goes to grab the box off the shelf but you see he is too short. He requests politely, because that’s the gentlemanly thing to do, for Freddy to help. Freddy goes over to help him sighing reluctantly. THE SHELF IS BROKEN WATCHES FALL ALL OVER BOTH OF THEM. BONNIE LANDS HIS BOOTY RIGHT O N FREDDY. It probably hurt. “I am not responsible!!” bon exclamined. Frodder groans and says oh I should have. “these are some rpetty god damn heavy pocket watchers.” Bonnie tried to move but he failed which would probably exclaim why he is still lost. “fruity sauce I NEED YOUR HELP” HE KNOWS HIS NAME HE KNOWS LOTS OG THINGS. Probably friends with jeremy. Freddy is not that strong, they’re probably gonna be there a while. “do you think I could call 911 for asutation like this?”

Bonnie. He did a barrel roll like the wise buuny of the year probably 994 commanded. It WORKED

BUT HE WASN’T GONNA HELP FREDDY UP

HE WAS GONNA HAVE TO FIND HIS WNN WAY OUT OF HIS MESS “freddy said, im gonnla slam my microphone on your ass if you don’t get me up its gonna glow red” im not sure so. Im noy so sure if it’s the microphone or the ass that’s glowing so lets gust assume both.

Bonnie didn’t want his ass to hurt. That’s nt good for anyone. So he pulled fred wed out.

But by the time they were out. it was too late

The swarm of birsds like Alfred kitchkock invaded the peezeria

And all the mrachandire and the two young boys were dead. “Im so sorry Freddy. I loved you more than marionat” Freddy responded with tears in his eyes"I love you too bon creature"

They died in each others arms on the rug of the pizzeria and the x-files theme played. 