User blog comment:That Starman that hides in the corner/prepare your wallets/@comment-26892768-20170623110129

Ha! There isn't anything I want to bu-

"Slime Rancher 33% off! Now $13.99!"

...Oh. Well, there's nothing else-

"Skullgirls 70% off! Now only $2.99!"

...Crap...well, there's nothing-

"Skullgirls 2nd Encore Upgrade 60% off! Now only $5.99!"

...I'll go get my wallet.

"Good meat puppet!"