Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-36289716-20190130130736/@comment-26892768-20190201205907

"Well, that was easy." Yellow Diamond remarks, a slight grin on her face. "Admittedly, I wasn't expecting talking to work as well as it did...now, come along Blue, let's-"

"Wait!" Blue puts a hand on Yellow's shoulder.

Yellow looks at her fellow Diamond, looking annoyed, but clearly receptive to what she has to say. She sighs. "What is it?"

Ms. Fortune is silently hoping that whatever it is is nothing important, because she really wants these two to leave. Unfortunately, she can't hear whatever Blue says next; seems like she's whispering.

"I see. And why should I care?" Yellow says in response to whatever Blue said. More whispering that Ms. Fortune can't hear.

After a few moments of silence, Ms. Fortune hears loud footsteps. She doesn't move. Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look until there's no doubt they're-

And then two large blue fingers pinch Ms. Fortune's sides, and she lets out a small squeak. She should've looked.

And as Ms. Fortune is lifted up into the air and looks right into the eyes of Blue Diamond, she manages a fake smile to hide the fact that she's completely terrified. "So...how's the weather up here?"

Ms. Fortune isn't that good at fake laughter, but she tries.

"I think your attempt at a friendly approach failed." Yellow deadpans.

Blue's eyes widen. "Oh!"

She holds out her free hand and gently drops Ms. Fortune on it. "I'm sorry - am I frightening you?"

Ms. Fortune stares blankly at the giant before her a moment, her mind going blank as she attempts to process the question, and she ends up going, "...will you eat me if I say yes?"

"Oh, no! That would be horrible!" Blue answers, looking horrified.

"...what, exactly, is she talking about?" Yellow Diamond asks Blue.

"It's the process organics go under to get their nutrients. I've been...recently exposed to it. Doesn't seem like a pleasant experience to go through at all." Blue shudders.

Ms. Fortune blinks as she watches the two talk, and then she asks the obvious, "Okay, so, uh...who and what are you?"

Yellow looks at Ms. Fortune. "Well, the answer to both of those questions is the same. I'm Yellow Diamond, and this is Blue Diamond. We're one of a kind. Now then...would you be so inclined as to tell us where we are?"