Thread:NightmarishConcoctions/@comment-39020496-20190410015744/@comment-33528506-20190417034613

yeah. lol

For some reason, as soon as you said that, I imagined him in the Army...

"MAGGOT! We told you the standard was FOREST GREEN!"

"excuse me, sir... but it's called 'fashion' "

"We do not ACCEPT fashion statements such as this, you filthy dirtbag!"

"I implore you to look at the benefits, here."

"Don't talk back to me, Sergeant Smiles, or I will definitely fuck you up!"

"such language..."

"One more outburst like that, and I'll have your head on my wall!"