Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27027983-20170404235905/@comment-26892768-20170405202053

A blue car is going along in the streets. In it are two people - one a short, scruffy, black-haired, green eyed man with a black shirt that has the word "JERK" printed on it, and the other is a tall man in a blue shirt and an orange jacket.

"Look, Dan, I get it. I know that the whole 'unite all continents' thing was a terrible idea. Everyone I've talked to says it was a terrible idea. But is blowing up the headquarters for the world leaders with..." Chris looks in the back seat and starts mentally counting the cargo.

"Fifty four." Dan states.

"Fifty four explosives really necessary?" Chris asks.

"Yes. One, because it was unanimous. Even Canada agreed to this, and we turned that place into a wasteland with a giant glacier! Clearly, there's some sort of mind control going on around here, and I'm rooting it out before it becomes a problem. Two, shut up. Now, which way to the headquarters?"

"...I thought you knew." Chris stops the car.

"Well, looks like we'll just have to ask for directions." Dan walks out of the car and heads for the cafe that the group is in.

"Dan, that place looks abandoned. I don't think-"

"Chris, there is no such thing as an abandoned building. Allow me to demonstrate." Dan then kicks the front door open.