Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28920015-20170520205018/@comment-27661770-20170521154940

"I'm probably a what now did I hear you ri-"

Scott shoved a slice of pizza in their face.

"...oh. Thanks."

They tried ot take a bite. Spat it out.

"Yugh. This does not taste like pizza. An d that's weird because it looks like quality pizza."

And then a second.

"...can't hurt. Bad pizza never killed anyone."

they took a bite.

"...What's different between this and the last one? Something's different."

Scott inwardly chuckled.

"Confirmed: Vampires eat blood sauce pizza. ...as for where it came from, let's just sday we had to raid someone's stash."

"WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING DO NOW?!"

"...ahh boy."

"Wait, so let me get this straight. First slice had normal sauce. Second had blood in it. ...I'm a goddamn vampire, aren't I?"

"Well that's what dogman the Lord of Space just said, so..."