User blog:Goldeaglefire1/I Don't Even Know

A young man on the verge of manhood stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the second of October, is this young man's birthday. Though it was nineteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that he will be given a name!

What will this young man's name be?

==> Enter Name:

MEATBALL MONSTER

TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS.

'==> Try Again

EMU HOJO

==> Emu: Examine room

Your name is EMU HOJO. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. It is also the eleventh anniversary of the day you officially RECOVERED FROM A HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT, but you really DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT. You have a variety of intrests. Ever since the aforementioned HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT, you aspire to be a doctor. You're thinking PEDIATRICIAN. You were always good with kids. You're also RIDICULOUSLY GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES. No matter the difficulty, genre, or quality, you will complete any game ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. If being a doctor doesn't work out, pro gamer sounds nice. NOT VERY IMPRESSIVE ON A RESUME, THOUGH.

What will you do?