Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-34100315-20180720174948/@comment-26892768-20180721221527

Elsewhere, in a grassy clearing…

A pair of red eyes slowly open up as a young man awakens, blinking the sleep out of his eyes...before promptly wincing when the light gets into his eyes, causing him to don a pair of shades next to him as he gets on his feet. This guy is Dave Strider - although other acceptable names are TG, turntechGodhead, Knight of Time, coolkid, and insufferable prick.

Dave looks around in confusion. He’s been through a lot of things - including facing off against two versions of the same guy (one of which was a gang leader rebuilt into a cyborg and the other of which was possessed by a green timeline-manipulating angel of double-death with poolballs for eyes via creepy puppet) with the assistance of an alternate version of his older brother/parent capable of destroying souls and a blind alien girl who smells and tastes colors - but waking up in the middle of a forest in fuck-knows-where without any explanation is a new one. Naturally, he gives the most ponient and blunt response to this he can think of.

”well shit” Dave remarks, looking around. ”wasnt expecting to deal with whatever the fuck this is in the morning-”

Then Dave hears something in the bushes nearby. A very large something, by the sounds of it.

 ”what was that”  Dave is immediately on edge, and cautiously approaches the bushes. ”okay i dont know who or what you are but if youre trying to ambush me im warning you - i have a sword so unless you want to get hit by the power of wales and magic cue baokay never mind”

Dave now sees the source of the rustling - two women, one with red hair and a yellow dress around his age, and the other with cat ears, white hair, and a blue crop top and black shorts in her twenties, both of which are just waking up like he was earlier.

“...where am I?” The redhead, better known as Sari Sumdac, mutters to herself.

”not in goddamn kansas anymore thats for sure”

Sari quickly looks at Dave.

”oh hi im dave” Dave waves. ”welcome to the random forest in the middle of nowhere club weve all been indoctrinated against our will fun times am i right”