User blog:Dalokohs Pootis Spencer/Garfielf X Jahn Fanfic

"Oh, Gaaaarfielf." Jahn hopped to his bed "Wakey, wakey, my little angel!"

"What the fuck was that, Johnatan?" Garfielf said "Did that stupid mutt came and poisoned you with something?"

"No, Garfeld." Jahn looked at Garfielf with his limpid eyes "I am just that... happy!"

"I asumme that Lisbo noa came and fell in love with you." he asked himself "Because I don't see a reason that a happy asshat can get a durable woman ."

"Garfilend, you sweet kittycat." Jahn started to cuddle him "Do you want something for eat?"

"Yes, Jahn. I want lasaga. A lasaga that came from heaven."

"Okie dokie, sweetie!" Jahn hopped into the kitchen "It will be ready for a minute!"

"I gotta get him back in normal." Garfielf was concerned "But... how?"

"b0rf b0rf b0rf" Odie barked "b0rf b0rf"

"Oh, shut the fuck up, yo stupid pooch." Garfielf kicked him off, crashing the window and so did cars "Oh baby a triple!"

"Garflied!" Jahn came with lasagna i his hands "Lasagna is over!"

"Oh, dear Jesus Christ! I've never smelled lasaga like that..." he took the lasagna "But... Jahn, forgive me this."

"What, sweetheart?"

Garfielf throws a hot plate of lasagna in Jahn's face.

"You stupid piece of shit!" Jahn covered his face "My.... my beautiful face!"

"Hell yeah!" Gafielf hugged Jahn "My bottom bitch came back!"

"Get out of me, you miserable furball." he yelled "Also, where the hell is Odie?"

"In a better place now, Jahn." Garfielf smiled "In a better place..."