Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26892768-20190523232127/@comment-26892768-20190524160852

" G o o d n e w s !  Y o u  d i d n ' t !  Y o u  j u s t  t e m p t e d  M E ! "

Rook and the woman look around wildly, trying to determine the source of the voice.

" O h, r i g h t ,  h a v e n ' t  i n t r o d u c e d  m y s e l f .  N a m e ' s  Y o n k e u s  S y m p a n !  I ' m  t h e  u n i v e r s e !  N o ,  r e a l l y .  I ' m  t h e  u n i v e r s e  y o u ' r e  c u r r e n t l y  r e s i d i n g  i n  r i g h t  n o w .  V e r y  m u c h  s a p i e n t ,  s e n t i e n t ,  a n d  a l l  t h e  o t h e r  t e r m s  y o u  w a n t  t o  t h r o w  a t  t h e  f a c t  t h a t  I  c a n  t h i n k  a n d  a c t  i n t e l l i g e n t l y . "

Rook converts his Proto-Tool to it's blaster function. "Yonkeus Sympan, by the authority of the Plumbers, I demand that you release us at once!"

" O h n o,  t h e  i n t e r g a l a c t i c  f u z z .  I ' m  s o o o o o o o  s c a r e d . . . t e l l  m e ,  R o o k  B l o n k o ,  d o  y o u  h a v e  a  d i r e c t  h o t l i n e  t o  t h e  C e l e s t i a l s a p i e n  c o u r t ? "

Rook raises a finger-

" T r i c k q u e s t i o n ;  I  k n o w  y o u  d o n ' t,  a n d  I  k n o w  t h a t  n o n e  o f  Y O U  c a n  d e s t r o y  a  u n i v e r s e ,  n o r  s u r v i v e  t h e  d e s t r u c t i o n  o f  o n e ,  s o  y o u ' v e  g o t  N O T H I N G  o n  m e .  I  c a n  d o  w h a t e v e r  I  p l e a s e ,  a n d  y o u  c a n ' t  d o  a  t h i n g  a b o u t  i t !  L i k e  b r i n g i n g  t h i s  i n ! "

There's a rumbling beneath everyone's feet, followed by what seems to be a giant pink and purple serpent with a red mane of leaves around its neck bursting out of the ground and roaring, it's head splitting into three as it does so.

"What is that thing!?" The woman asks, frightened.

" I t ' s a  T a t z e l w u r m !  D o n ' t  w o r r y,  i t ' s  j u s t  a  p l a n t . . . a  p l a n t  t h a t ' s  r e s i s t a n t  t o  l a s e r s ,  h a s  p o i s o n  s t r o n g  e n o u g h  t o  i n c a p a c i t a t e  t h e  l o c a l  r e a l i t y  w a r p e r ,  a n d  w a n t s  t o  c o n s u m e  y o u r  f l e s h .  H e y ,  I  p u l l e d  t h i s  f r o m  a  w o r l d  w h e r e  t h e  m o s t  d o m i n a n t  s p e c i e s  i s  c o l o r f u l  p o n i e s ,  I ' m  s u r e  i f  t h e y  s t a n d  a  c h a n c e ,  y o u  c a n  f i g u r e  t h i s  o u t !  P r o b a b l y . "

And with that, Yonkeus' voice goes silent as the Tatzelwurm looks over the crowd and growls.