Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27049835-20180612000748/@comment-26892768-20180614015748

Becky raises an eyebrow. How curious...

Oh hey, the Condesce just got sent an email by a bot - not the AI in a metal body kind the program kind - from another universe. How the fuck?

It reads as follows:

"Dear Potential Client,

"Through extensive searching of your activity on your various electronic devices with access to the internet, this program has determined that you may be interested in enlisting our services at some point in the future. Who are we, you ask? Very simply, we are a freelance villain, his secretary, and the army and resources. As you may be able to tell, the one who wrote this automated message is in fact the secretary.

"If you hire us, Crow and I will fully assist you in whatever endeavors you wish to pursue as a villain. Whether it be taking over a nation, or defeating your rival, or finding a legendary artifact - if you have the Lucre or something that can be converted to a satisfactory amount of Lucre, we will assist you with no unneccesary questions asked. At minimum, payment is 20,000 Lucre, and we have the right to raise the price higher depending on what job you hire us for.

"Feel free to contact us at..."

It then proceeds to give some contact information and a link to some kind of promotional video for their services.

"We hope to see you in the future.

" - Becky Rockler"