User blog:Kyogreswimming/Derpobots

(yes. another. kill me.)

T'was as normal as it gets on Dinobot island. As in, Scrapper was playing fetch with a giant metal triceratops.

Did I mention Scrapper was also a robot? No? Well now you know!

"Catch!" Scrapper calls as he throws a log. Snarl- wagging his tail- chases after it. And he stumbles upon... Dirt Boss. "Ey, watch it! Your thing almost trampled me!" He growls, shaking his tiny arms. "Ohai, Dirt." Scrapper pays little attention as he walks over. "W- that's Dirt boss to you! Now c'mon, I got work for yah."

"Eeeeh how about no?" Scrappr gives him a lil kick and sends Dirt Boss rollng. "Why you- that's it, in goes the shell!" He yells as he spits a Cerebro Shell at Snarl. Unfortunatley for dirt boss, Snarl has a thick metal hide. Fortunatley for Scrapper, Snarl raises his foot.

"Dooon't do it!" DB shrieks as he huddles down. "Don't you-" Too late! Snarl stomps on it. Dirt Boss releases a distorted shriek as he falls over. Scrapper gives Snarl a thumbs up. "Let's put this waste were it belongs, eh?" He picks up his old Boss. " That scream 'doe, it freaked me out." He mutters as they dump him in a garbage truck. And then.....

"TOTHEDUMP!TOTHEDUMP!TOTHEDUMP!TOTHEDUMP!" The garbage truck sings as it drives off the shore.

MEANWHILE...... Swoop is looming like a vast, predatory bird over a TV store window.

Oh look, here comes Bumblebee. "Shoo, big bird thing! Shoo!" Bee waves his hands, Swoop screeching and flapping away from the Best Buy. "You gotta pay for those, now shoo!"

Meanwhile- again- Grimlock is reprimanding Snarl for saying 'slag'. "Slag slag slag slag slag slag slag!" The cute chuby robot says. "No! Bad word, Snarl! Baaaaaaaaad word!" Grimlock wiggles his finger.

Then Swoop turns up and hears about what happened. Nobody gets to shoo Swoop except him! Or spider lady. He ws gonna do-sum-bout-dis!

The beach-goers get spooped by Dinosaurs coming out the lake. Damn dinosaurs.

Que more stupid things as the DInobots give Bumblebee a merry chase around town.

"ATTHEDUMP!ATTHEDUMP!ATTHEDUMP!" The Garbage Truck continues to sing as it turns into a robot that empties its 'garbage'. "PLEASE SHADDUP!" DB groans.

"TOTHEHOM!TOTHEHOME!TOTHEHOME!" he says as he drives off...