Thread:Rainbowsmash34/@comment-16595819-20150524124223/@comment-16595819-20150524130350

Fien. U refooze 2 g0 2 slep. I wil sing u lulabai.

I want a Dakimakura for Christmas...

Only a Waifu Rainbow Dash one will do...

Don't want no blow-up doll,

No fleshlight Lyra plush,

I want a Dakimakura with boobies I can SMUSH!

I want a Dakimakura for Christmas...

I don't think Lauren Faust will mind, do you...?

Now Hasbro won't approve, my pillowcase design,

But cheap third-party printing means that Dashie will be mine!

I can see me now on Christmas morning...

Creeping up the stairs!

What joy and fake surprise, when I open up my eyes,

To see a waifu pillow standing there!

I want a Dakimakura for Christmas...

Only a waifu Dashie one will do...

No Raritys or Pinkies, no Twilight Alicorn,

Rainbow Dash is the pony who's in ALL my favorite porn!

And I have almost as much as Scootalooo!

Swing it!

*Play classic swinging music here*

Mum says a pony,

Would bite me once or more...

But what she doesn't know,

is that I'm totally into VORE!

There's lots of room for Dash,

Down in my base-a-ment...

She'd eat my cum and make her nest,

In cheeto-dust and lint!

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

Jerking off downstairs...

Oh what marvel and surprise, in my pony waifu's eyes,

To get another streak of colour in her hair!

I want a Dakimakura for Christmas...

Only a Futa Dashie one will do...

No Fluttershy, no AJ 'cuz she's dumb...

Rainbow Dash is the pony inside whom I want to cum!

And Dashie wants to cum inside me tooooooooo!