Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28920015-20170207233737/@comment-27661770-20170209231547

"..uh, no that's NOT what I mean, actually. Hence why quantum physics. I wouldn't be Ford Pines if I didn't lead the sciencing of things."

Ford looked at his notes.

"From what I've determined so far, there are several types, each wit htheir own subatomic signatures. Firstly, there's the psychic/psionic type. Basically, think telekinesis and all that. Secondly, there's extradimensional. Long story. Third is natural weirdness. Gravity Falls is a prime source of that. Fourth, you can find the really weird stuff: Based on what we know so far, people who I work with believe that many of the religious entities you see everywhere are byproducts of this. Hence, the theo-energy. You hear jokes about Jesus being a guy with that kinda energy all the time."

Artemis, meanwhile, shook his head.

"This is too much to understand."

"Well, it's in very rudimentary terms. Everyone's gotta stay on the same page, right?"

"Foiled by base language. How ironic: a genius, confounded by everyday speech."

"To be fair, Master Fowl, it's hard to follow regardless."

"...the more I think about all that garbage I just said, the more I wonder why I didn't just shut up when my machine failed. ...wait, Stan? You nearby or something?"

Great.

And a very confused Scott just stood there.

"What the hell did I just hear?"