Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26892768-20170607130949/@comment-26892768-20170621194107

(Using a blog post always works...)

Boomstick gets up with a groan. "Ugh...what...happened..."

Wiz gets up, leaning on a wall for support. "Boomstick?"

'''"Wiz, why the hell can I understand this science shit?" '''Boomstick is currently looking at a screen on the machine, currently displaying several paragraphs of sciencebabble.

''"Well..." ''Wiz pauses as he looks at the screen. "...I have no idea...I-I don't know what this means...it's like...it's like..."

'''"Our brains were switched." '''Boomstick stares at the screen. "Wiz, according to your whatever-the-hell-this-is, that wave of energy went throughout the multiverse, swapping the powers of a whole lotta people...and it swapped our knowledge...and it destabilized the multiverse...AND IT SWAPPED OUR KNOWLEDGE!"

"Wait, what!? I don't know the full repercussions from destabilizinf the multiverse anymore, but even I can tell that-"

"Wiz! This is the worst thing ever! I'm supposed to be the weapons guy and you're supposed to be the smart guy! Now our names don't make sense, Wiz! They don't make sense!"

Wiz groans.

Nimona gets back up on her feet. "What was that...thing? Now I feel sore all over...and the squirrel got away! Guess I'll just have to go after it again..."

She turns into a wolf. Well, tries to. What actually happens is that her flesh turns into red and pale green metal, and her head is covered by a helmet of some sort. She blinks.

"Wait...did that wave give me the ability to change into a robot?" Nimona's eyes widen as blue blades come out of her wrists. "Cooooool. But not what I need right now, so...wolf!"

Nimona tries again, and just turns back into human form. She tries again, and turns into a robot. Human. Robot. Human. Robot. Human...

"CRAP."

Sasha gets back up, leaning on her sword. She looks around, and curses. The gateway is closed...

And something seems off. She quickly notices that she can't access the magic in her helmet or in her armor, or in her mementos. Her feet are back to normal. And her arm...

She glances at her arm. Rather than being rainbow-colored and swirling, it's now a pale white. A useless, dead thing attached to the stump where her arm was cut off.

At least, it's like that for a few seconds.

Then it suddenly gains back it's color and quickly reattaches itself, her flesh coming back together in front of her horrified eyes.

Sure, she has some healing abilities. But not to this extent. Sasha feels like one of the monsters she's had to fight for survival...

And with that thought, Sasha experiences a sudden shift in perspective. She feels another pair of limbs. She looks at her hands - her four hands - and sees that they're black claws with blue fur.

Sasha screams.

Sari quickly gets up. She then notices something peculiar. "...Was I always able to walk on the air?"

Indeed - Sari had somehow been laying on air as if it were a solid. She then notices a blue glow coming from her feet. "...Ooookay, pretty sure that wasn't happening before...and what's this all about?"

She glances at her arm, which is now emitting a rainbow-colored glow. Then the glow starts to travel up her skin.

"Wait, what? What's going on? H-how do I-" Sari stops talking as the rainbow glow envelops her head. She closes her eyes, and when she opens them again, they emit a rainbow glow.

(...Yeah, power swapping can come with some...interesting reprecussions.)