Thread:X Spranp/@comment-35185860-20180822203342/@comment-36593716-20180823162859

a Criminal disguised as a cop knocks on their door.

Jeff: (Opens the door)

Disguised Criminal: Um, may i ask you something sir?

Jeff: Sure!

Disguised Criminal: What's your name sir?

Jeff: Um... (Thinks: Come on Jeff! come up with a good fake name!) Fritz Smith!

Disguised Criminal: I need to inspect your house.

"Fritz" (Jeff): O-Okay?