User blog:SamanthaLovesPie110/Angry Christmas Songs

Christmas songs to sing when you are angry. (All of these are inspired from original Christmas songs or just made up ones.)

(Original song: Jingle Bells.)

Jingle FUCK,

Jingle FUCK,

'''Jingle all the damn way. '''

Jingle FUCK,

End my life FUCK.

(Original song: We wish you a merry Christmas.)

We wish you a merry FUCK FUCK,

We wish you a merry FUCK MY LIFE,

And a sad miserable new HELL.

(Made up song.)

I WANT PEOPLE TO DIE ON CHRISTMAS.

I WANT PEOPLE TO LIE ON CHRISTMAS.

I WANT EVERYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS!

I WANT PEOPLE TO CRASH ON CHRISTMAS.

I WANT TO PLAY SOME FLASH ON CHRISTMAS.

I WANNA SHIT ON MY PRESENTS.

I WANNA SIT ON MY PRESENTS.

I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME EVERYTHING I WANT OR DIE IN HELL.

NOW RING THAT DAMN BELL!