Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-33863482-20180403165637/@comment-31441730-20180411173242

(life tip: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! You don’t want lifes darn lemons, what the heck are you supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Does life know who you are? You're the man who’s gonna burn life's house down! With the lemons! You're gonna get your engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns life's house down!)