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 ' Y O U W E R E  E X P E C T I N G  A  N O R M A L  P L O T  S U M M A R Y,  B U T  I T  W A S  I ,  Y O N K E U S !   A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A ! '

' ...W e l l, t h a t  w a s  a  n e a t  r e f e r e n c e  a n d  a l l ,  b u t  I  s u p p o s e  I  h a v e  t o  a c t u a l l y  g i v e  y o u  p e o p l e  a  r e a s o n  t o  p a r t i c i p a t e  i n  t h i s ,  b e c a u s e  o t h e r w i s e  I ' l l  n e v e r  h a v e  m y  f u n  h e r e ! '

' S o ! I n t r o d u c t i o n s ! M y n a m e  i s  Y o n k e u s  S y n p a n ;  s e n t i e n t  u n i v e r s e,  r e a l i t y  w a r p e r ,  o n e - t i m e  o m n i v e r s a l  c o n t e s t  h o l d e r  ( a l t h o u g h  t h a t  n e v e r  w e n t  a n y w h e r e  t h a n k s  t o  a  c e r t a i n  s o m e o n e  -  y o u  k n o w  w h o  y o u  a r e ,  E A G L E ) ,  a n d  g e n e r a l l y  t h e  g r e a t e s t  p e r s o n  y o u  w i l l  e v e r  m e e t ,  i n  a  m a n n e r  o f  s p e a k i n g. O f c o u r s e,  t h a t ' s  n o t  t o  s a y  I ' m  p e r f e c t  -  b e c a u s e ,  a l a s ,  m y  i n h a b i t a n t s  h a v e  f a i l e d  t o  d o  o r  p r o d u c e  a n y t h i n g  i n t e r e s t i n g  w h a t s o e v e r  w i t h o u t  m y  d i r e c t  i n t e r v e n t i o n. U g h. '

' S o, I ' v e  s e t  u p  t h i s  n i c e  p l a n e  o f  e x i s t e n c e  h e r e  -  v e r y  g o o d  r o c k y  p l a i n  o u t  i n  l i t e r a l l y  t h e  m i d d l e  o f  n o w h e r e ,  n i c e  r e a l - e s t a t e  -  a n d  I  a m  g o i n g  t o  t a k e  " f i c t i o n a l "  ( f r o m  y o u r  p e r s p e c t i v e ,  a n y w a y )  c h a r a c t e r s  f r o m  v a r i o u s  u n i v e r s e s ,  t o s s  t h e m  i n  h e r e ,  a n d  l e t  t h e  r e s t  u n f o l d. W h y ? '

'. . . I ' m b o r e d. I a m  r e a l l y,  r e a l l y  b o r e d. S o s u e  m e  -  o h,  w a i t ,  y o u  c a n ' t ,  b e c a u s e  I  a m  c o m p l e t e l y  o u t s i d e  t h e  r e a c h  o f  y o u r  u n i v e r s e ! H a h a ! . . . y e a h, t i m e  t o  l e t  t h e  o t h e r  g u y  d o  t h e  r u l e s  t h i n g. '

Rules:

1. General wiki rules - don't be OP, keep romance PG-13, ask permission before you kill another player's character, that sort of thing.

2. At least make an attempt to avoid spoilers if you're informed about the specifics of a recently released piece of media and others aren't.

3. Don't be an ass. Your characters can be asses to others, but you can't.

4. I have the right to reject your character. I can and will exercise this right if I don't trust you with a character, or I think it's too OP.

5. Have fun!

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Alignment (for those of you not familiar with TVTropes or DnD - choose between Lawful, Neutral, or Chaotic, then choose between Good, Neutral, and Evil. That is your character's alignment. Someone who is neutral in both aspects is referred to as a True Neutral rather than Neutral Neutral):

Me:  Y o n k e u s S y m p a n , Rook (Nefarious), Rook Blonko 