Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-29194274-20180209023111/@comment-26892768-20180211000621

"Hey, what's going on?" A female voice, full of energy. Two sets of footsteps approach Noah and the man holding him. "Is that a new guy? Dropped in from a portal somewhere?"

"I mean, it's the most obvious answer." An odd male voice with a metallic tone, as if the voice is coming from a tuning fork.

Meanwhile, in a completely different SCP facility, a certain sapient walking teddy bear with a knack for making more teddy bears is lurking in the shadows.

It listens to a pair of panicked researchers. Apparently something they designated SCP-682 and SCP-079 had escaped another location somewhere. Apparently, this was bad.

SCP-1048 doesn't get why, but keeps this in mind. Perhaps it and SCP-682 can have a meeting later...and maybe it's something mechanical. SCP-1048 feels like taking another shot at the metal bear thing.

To be fair, Waspinator is a giant cyborg robot. Tephra is a completely organic female.

Kazumi steps forward. "We may not look like much, but I assure you - we are perfectly capable of serving your purposes."

Tephra raises an eyebrow. "And you are...?"

"Kazumi Sawatari, although to others, I am Kamen Rider Grease." Kazumi answers. "I will crush anyone in my way with my burning soulfire."

"Well, mister Sawatari..." Tephra steps rather close to Kazumi - intentionally, as she knows that with her high body temperature the jacket he's wearing is rather uncomfortable - and leers at him. "We'll see about that."

Back on the Hero Planet, Valeena gets down on her knees and holds out her wrists to Karkat as if preparing to be handcuffed. "I, Valeena, who have terrorized you heroes for three years now, am fully surrendering myself to you. You may escort me to your prison until I am due to be executed. Or you can execute me now. Whichever works."

She feels like she's handling this rather well.

Elsewhere, on another place on the Hero Planet, Albus wipes the sweat off his brow and steps back. "Hey, boss! We're finished! The limo's lookin' good as new!"

Eliza looks up. She'd been playing peek-a-boo with the Sekhmorph - embarrassing and childish, yes, but it kept the Sekhmorph busy and not in the mood for eating hands. "Oh...good."

She gets up and dusts herself off. "Well, we should get going then. I've seen more of this place then I ever wanted."

There's a moment of silence. Horace looks between himself, Albus, Eliza, and the Sekhmorph. He clears his throat. "My lady...while it is clear that you, Albus, and myself are going...what about-"

He then gets interrupted by a portal snapping open and dumping someone on the limo, who then rolls off entirely.

"Hey, we just-" Albus is about to yell at this guy for landing on the limo when they just fixed it, but then he notices that, by some miracle, the limo hasn't been damaged from the landing. Normally, this would just tone Albus down to annoyed, but for some reason Albus gets a good feeling from this guy. He doesn't quite get why, but stops questioning it after a second. "-oh. Well, lucky landing, then!"

Eliza doesn't notice Albus' odd behavior, a bit busy holding back the Sekhmorph in case it tries to attack the guy in an attempt to protect her. After all, who cares if someone landed on her car again? Doesn't mean he should be attacked for no reason.

Anon groans, getting up and rubbing his head. "Ow...did a brick hit me or something?"

Elsewhere, in a certain local cafe on the Hero Planet, a group of Toa are being submitted to several, several stories by a chimeric manipulator of reality.

"-and then she said, 'Oatmeal!? Are you crazy!?' NtH!Discord laughs, but trails to a stop when he sees his audience is not amused. "Oh, come on! I know it isn't one of my stories, but it's still funny!"

"Didn't you say you had to go to the North of your home planet...two hours ago?" Hinga groans.

"Well, my dear, not to worry! I am the master of perfect timing!" NtH!Discord grins for a moment. "Okay, I actually mean procrastination, but you know, it really helps when you have to rush to do things last min-"

And then a wail like the unholy offspring of an alarm clock and a fire alarm goes off, and the Toa immediately snap to attention, looking for the source of the sound. Discord blinks for a few moments, before realizing what it is.

"Ah! That must be one of my emergency alarms!" Discord pulls open a pocket from nowhere and starts searching. "Not to worry - it's probably just an incoming ice cream truck. Really, the alarm does wonders whenever I feel like getting a quick snack and..."

NtH!Discord pales as he realizes what alarm it is - a big, red siren labelled "Anon Alarm." Complete with an image of Discord screaming like a little girl and making a break for it!

"Wait, what alarm-"

"You know I think it's about that time, yeah it's about that time, so time to man up and go to the North! Anddoyouafavorokaybye!" Discord snaps his fingers, sending the Toa Kateman to the hero's ship as he equips himself with winter gear and teleports himself to the north.

Really, it's better then getting skewered by an idiot.