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John. woke up one morning...One night John  had been drinking too much Blood wine at the local fight club. He felt very nice and enjoyed it very much. Then all the sudden he saw a stranger walking. Not just any stranger because real strangers dont exist! This one was evil! John  ran to stranger and hit him, it was Pable's Ass! "How dare you..you.. villain! I'll kill you!" "We'll see. We'll fight now!" John screamed in agony and he screamed a lot. It really hurt him. If you felt the pain he was feeling, you'd scream too. Our hero took his mighty weapon and went ballistic on him. However, it was all a hallucination. "Oh ...I am not sure if that's good or bad." said John. But then he heard a voice. "It is bad! Mahaha!!. You see I must kill you because I was told to by my  legacy!" "But not today!", with that the stranger  ran off into the sunset. Fortunately Hanzo Hasashi worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of the villain. Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of New York. John was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that sectiob of New York. But the courage in him was greater than his fear because with him being supernatural. He should be able to accomplish anything, John thought to himself.And Hanzo Hasashi would join John.. Then they went off and defeated Pable's ass.So they defeated Pable's ass and everyone was satisfied! Pable's Ass: what do you mean, it's over?! I'm invincible!John: No No, back into your casket!Pable's Ass: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!John: Of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!Pable's Ass: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!John.: Noooo! John sliced Pable's ass in half, the blood spinning everywhere. He reclaimed his cake, and ate it. And this is the end of the story.  