User:SansThePunnySkele-Bone

i will never pick up my sock, papyrus will never succeed.

have you seen a figure that speaks with wing dings?

only wake me up if you need me.

don't swear in front of pap.

wanna have a bad time?

don't touch me.

don't try anything stupid.

don't fuse with me.

don't waste my time and energy.

don't talk about the other universes or timelines in front of pap.

don't try to feed me anything, i can only eat monster food...as i cannot move my mouth.

monster food is made of magic.

i only have 1hp.

i am a skeleton, don't try anything.

be nice to pap otherwise...

YOU'LL HAVE A BAD TIME.

don't pester me,

i'm an adult, i'm just short.

don't treat me like a child.

i cannot blush, if do...that's just me using magic to trick you...heh

don't touch my jacket.

don't enter my lab without my permission.

how do i make my pupils dissapear....magic.

is gaster my father? i don't know.

do i have a crush on anyone? no, i'm asexual so is pap.

don't mention another universe's sans name, it'll summon them.

it works with other monsters in those universes.

i remember every timeline and every reset.

genosans is a nice guy, it's just he wants to destroy this timeline and others.

i can't blame him, he had to watch pap die over and over, more than i have.

don't enter my room.

ya got any other questions?

no?

good, i can have my nap then.