Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30744559-20190313124935/@comment-26892768-20190315150800

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"Mariah." Mariah gives Natsuki a small grin as she holds out a hand.

As she does so, she idly takes note that the running and panting is getting closer. Natsuki can probably hear it by now.

"Excuse me!"

Wait, what?

Someone walks up to 106, acting rather calmly and with a smug grin on his face. He has immaculate brown hair parted just above his right eyebrow, a buttoned up, black and red patterned shirt with a white shirt underneath it, dark red pants, black dress shoes, and for whatever reason, he's carrying a violin case.

What. Who is this man. Why is he here. Why is he not even batting an eye at the creature before him.

"Excuse me, old man, but I think it'd be best if you left these women alone," The man remarks, walking behind 106 as he talks. "I get your sentiment. Really, I do. These women are all quite beautiful, and I understand how a man can find himself staring longingly into the distance after one he loves. But you're going to have to move on to...well, not greener pastures, but certainly ones more befitting you."

...is...is he giving romantic advice to the anomalous monster in front of him? And also sneaking in some snarky comments at its expense? Okay, it's official - this man has no self-preservation instincts.

"Besides, I can tell you right now that any woman worth chasing doesn't appreciate a creeper. Which I'm not saying you are, of course, buuuuuut all things considered, it certainly looks to be the case, so you're probably not going to convince them otherwise." And he just keeps going. "Not to mention, you're clearly past your prime. I hate to break it to you, but however impressive you looked back when you were my age or their age, you're certainly not now - and I don't think these women are the type who are into older men."

And then he grins even wider. "Or creatures who look like old men, for that matter."