Thread:Solarx 64/@comment-27344811-20190328121642

i'd use discord for this but I won't be able to until Tuesday but

I've finished Jojolion so far and I have a few observations:

1. All the stands appear to me artificial or non-humanoid. S&W, Walking Heart, Nut King Call, I Am A Rock, and Speed King are some examples of robotic stands. Some, like King Nothing and Paper Moon King, are everyday objects, while Doobie Wah and Vitamin C are based around natural occurences. Hell, even Paisely Park has robotic joints.

2. Nut King Call shows... some bit of personality, I think? It felt the need to show Joshu The Nuts.

3.Norisuke IV is the actual Josuke parallel- his original name was Josuke and his mother was Tamako.

4.Paisley Park... om my god, I love Paisely Park. She's got no destructive power nor speed, except Paisley does have a good amount of speed, but it's simply either omniscient or Omnipresent. Seeing how she always knows what will help, I'm guessing Omiscient. Plus, Paisley is like a fusion of Spice Girl and Echoes, in how it has personality and is constantly developing.

5. Doggy Style. Why. Why the hell is that its ability

6. Gettin' Ciocollata and Secco vibes from Urban Guerilla and his pet caterpillar.. dog... thing

7. Theory on Speed King's ability- so far we only see things heat up, right? Seeing how the name is Speed King, and how the faster something moves, the hotter it gets... perhaps it causes molecules to vibrate faster? It would generate heat.

8. Soft and Wet with a shovel. It's Shovel and Wet. also does this make soft and wet whitesnake?? 