Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-35274526-20180407001804/@comment-35274526-20180407003114

Wacky, being the incredibly overweight basment dweller that he is, takes a while to get to the door. But once he does, oh boy, the story gets very interesting.

Wacky grasps the doorknob with about 5 pounds of force and turns with about 10 pounds of force, and then pulls the door open with about 350 pounds of force, which rips the poorly assembled door straight off the hinges.

Fadded was completely caught off guard by this, and is now looking up at a greasy, overweight man. There wasn't anybody like this in Mexico normally.