Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28920015-20170831221820/@comment-26892768-20170901175704

"Ah. Thanks." Shotaro nods. He and Philip leave customer service...

...And, of course, that's when all hell breaks loose. The red lightning lifts off the ground, tilting upwards, forming the frame for the portal that snaps open.

Then the Named charge out, decked out in armor and with what appears to be a legion of hell behind them.

"GREETINGS and many hellos!" Tyrannus laughs maniacally as he flies into the Galactamall, accompanied by several smaller, airplane-sized bats and a few flying ladies with tattered ballerina dresses and long nails that resemble claws. As he flies in, he drops off several hundreds of small creatures with multicolored fur off of his wings near the walls of the Galactamall. The creature's eyes light up like a group of kids in a candy store, and they immediately spread out and start tearing at the wall, floor and ceiling, chewing at the electric wiring behind them.

Barakkas charges head on at the mall, accompanied by several reptillians with six heads at least a third of his size, several more creatures resembling scorpions, creatures resembling red, slightly taller than a human-sized versions of himself, odd creatures resembling a mix between a horse and a dragon with the mouth of a leech, giant, green things resembling kangeroos with a horrible smell, and what appear to be giant mosquitos.

Slagguron tunnels into the ground, accompanied by several creatures resembling smaller versions of himself, creatures consisting of a black, pulsating mass of flesh with tentacles, eyes, and several rows of uneven teeth, creatures like giant blobs, creatures who can't quite be seen, but can be heard with several snake hisses, creatures that look like purple, one-eyed serpents, humanoid creatures with multiple sets of arms, sharp teeth, and a mouth dripping some kind of liquid, and large creatures that look like dragons.

Verminion approaches from the side, accomapnied by Shock Wasps, several creatures resembling giant spiders with eyestalks, transparent figures with tattered clothes and a warped mouth, creatures resembling headless slugs with arms and fingers, some sort of series of blurs, creatures resembling himself, and formless figures. Verminion opens up a chamber in his armor, pulls out a giant, jellyfish-like creature, and throws it at the Galactamall. It starts flashing red as soon as it's thrown, and by the time it reaches the Galactamall, it violently explodes. Verminion then deposits several creatures with his other claw, that actually look adorable...for a few seconds, before they start morphing into something far nastier.

The Army of the Nether is making itself known.

Shotaro and Philip stare in shock as things quickly go from a peaceful day at the mall to a complete nightmare.

"...Well, good thing I'm paranoid..." Shotaro pulls out a familiar USB drive-like device.

''' "JOKER!" '''

(...Okay, so, for future reference, the normal troops, in order of appearance, are...)

(1. Netherbats

2. Hags

3. Gremlins

4. Hydras

5. Silvertongues

6. Netherdevils

7. Acidspitters

8. Netherleapers/"Dangeroos"

9. Bloodsuckers

10. Netherworms

11. Darklings

12. Ectobogs

13. Gorgons

14. Yeller-Swellers

15. Gnomes

16. Chasm Wryms

17. Shock Wasps

18. Netherstalkers

19. Ghosts

20. Mimics

21. Ravenous Sticky-Spitters

22. Nethercrabs

23. Changelings

24. Bang-Jellies

25. Snarks)

(...Yeah. Only Nethercreatures not fighting are Shell Weavers. They made the armor.)