Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-29739190-20170218181253/@comment-26892768-20170221112001

Shield Knight starts to get up with a groan.

"One moment, sir." Becky turns to Shield Knight...and picks her up.

"Gh...wha?" Shield Knight blinks.

"My boss already has enough problems to deal with. Good day." And so, with all the grace of an elephant, Becky tosses Shield Knight off the Death Pod.

''"Shield Knight!" ''Shovel Knight leaps after her, and catches her, which is just enough time for Becky to close the windshield.

"...Oh yeah. I forgot about that." Crow mutters.

Becky shrugs. "Now then, we should get going sir. Move along while we-"

 "Now, hold on a second, there. What good will killing us all do?" Den-O asks Mordork. "I mean, if you really wanted to make sure that we will figure out what a Lazarus Pit is and then take you to it, you should take some hostages."

Becky freezes. She knows that voice. "On second thought, sir, I'm going to take the controls for a moment."

"Wait, wha-" Becky shoves Crow aside and gets in the pilot seat.

 "Just take the weakest of us, and then you'd have leverage to make us do the work of finding a Lazarus Pit for you! Now, wouldn't that be-"

"Urataros." Becky growls. Den-O stops in his tracks.

 "Eh? How do you know the turtle's-"  Den-O starts.

"Believe me when I say I'm doing the rest of the world a favor." And with that, Becky swings the wrecking ball of the Death Pod directly at Den-O, forcing him to roll out of the way.

 "Goddamn it, you perverted turtle! How did you get the crazy lady with a wrecking ball mad at you!?!" Den-O yells.

 "Well, you see, before we met, I had a girl="

<p style="font-weight:normal;">"He possessed me a few moments ago and used me to flirt with one of the minions." Becky interrupts. She wings the wrecking ball again.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> "Ha ha! Shut down before you can finish your lie!" Den-O laughs as he rolls out of the way. "This would be really funny if we weren't all sharing the same body right now."