Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28920015-20171217171524/@comment-26892768-20171221115954

Then Avian decides to do something. "Well, I'm going to check on Dimentio. Probably not a good idea to let him roam free and unwatched for long-"

Avian Narrator looks at his screen. "-goddammit not again."

Elsewhere, in a universe actually relatively untouched by this nonsense, Dimentio and Meltdown suddenly appear next to a dojo of some sort.

"And you're sure we won't meet interference?" Meltdown looks around nervously.

"I know it. The people here aren't allowed to interfere with us at all." Dimentio assures.

With that said, Meltdown sighs in relief, and then melts down the wall of the dojo with acid.

"Ah, here we are!" Dimentio hovers into the room that Meltdown broke into - a large room full of weapons and other objects behind glass. "The Woo Foo vault. And I believe that I see exactly what we're here for..."

Dimentio hovers over to a case displaying a red and yellow bowtie and red suspenders. "Meltdown, go ahead and melt that, if you would?"

Meltdown looks at the case, then at Dimentio. "...So...all you wanted...was some silly looking bowtie and a pair of suspenders?"

"...Heh. Like a banana cream pie thrown into a face, only for the face to be filled with explosives..." Dimentio looks at the bowtie and suspenders. "You shouldn't be so quick to judge these based on their looks alone. There's a very good reason why these are in a vault filled with magical weapons, you know."

Meltdown blinks. Then he walks up to the case and melts it down.

"Good choice, Meltdown!" Dimentio grins. "Your reward is being told exactly what these do!"

Meltdown nods. "Go on, then..."

"These are referred to as the Woo Foo Tie and Suspenders." Dimentio explains. "By putting them on and spinning the bowtie, one can drain any and all traces of dark energy from a single target. Which, naturally, makes it good for what it's meant to do, which is to prevent corruption in heroes...but there's nothing preventing it from targeting beings that are naturally powered by dark energy. Do you see where this could be useful?"

Meltdown no-

"Oh, of course you do, but I'm going to go on because I can! Several threats to us can almost immediately be stopped right in their tracks by this. The Enchantress - her entire being is made up of dark magic, so she'll be dead if we use this on her. Valeena - she'll be both drained of the Enchantress' boost and her own powers, so she'll just turn normal. Discord - he relies entirely on chaos, so naturally he'll be drained too. Bill Cipher - assuming he manages to come back from the dead again, he'll be in for a nasty surprise. Aku - same case as the Enchantress, only he'd die faster because the stuff that makes up his being is closer to this universe's dark energy. The Grimdark - well, we would be using it for it's intended purpose. Calamitas - well, I'd like to see how well her soul pieces itself together after her power's been drained. In fact, we could use this to drain people powered by the void itself!

"And all of this hypothetical dark energy would be shoved into a pocket dimension, unable to be accessed by anyone...unless you can already travel between space and time." Dimentio finishes, his face twisted into a smirk.

Meltdown blinks. "...I figured it would be useful, but when you put it like that..."

"A lot of our enemies run on dark energy. It's only natural that getting them drained of it is useful." Dimentio states. "Now, let's go."

He snaps his fingers, and both he, Meltdown, and the latest addition to his armory disappear.